RUSSIANS MAKE FLYING SAUCERS

ST. PETERSBURG – Russian industrial company, Rusabala, is manufacturing flying saucers.

The Russian space program is kicking back into high gear… well, at least into second gear.  They may not be sending rockets into space anytime soon, but they continue to come up with innovative new ways to explore outer space – and earth.
The Russian government announced yesterday that it is funding a private company to make flying saucers.
“We believe that these flying saucers will be able to travel both around the world and into outer space,”  said Yuri Dropavich of the Soviet Space Research Institute. “The flying saucers are made of durable plastic and can be operated by one-person or a two-man crew.”
Vladmir Putin plans on taking one of the first flying saucers to the moon and back next year.  “Russian flying saucers are far better than anything the Americans can come up with.  These saucers are the greatest achievement in space exploration.  Every human being will now be able to fly into outer space, and be home by dinner.”
NASA scientists have carefully examined the Russian flying saucers.  “This must be a joke, these things are a piece of sh%t,” said Dani Bannon, an astronaut who served as chief engineer for the last Discovery mission.  “These things couldn’t fly more than ten miles, let alone into outer space.”
“Typical American bullsh*t,” said Dropavich.  “We spent twenty-five years making these flying saucers.  They utilize the latest in nano-technology.  The fuel-injection systems and the advanced circuitry are not visible to the naked eye.  Certainly not to the naked eye of a stupid Texan. NASA has lost its step, they are too busy trying to open their new petting zoo in Orlando.”
“The Russians need to go back to shooting chimps into space,” countered Bannon.  “My five-year-old son could make a better flying saucers with crazy glue and newspaper.”
The flying saucer “Cold War” continues…
However, you can test the flying saucers out yourself.  Rusabala will be making them available to U.S. consumers this holiday season.  Wal-Mart signed an exclusive deal to sell the flying saucers.  Buy two and get a jumbo box of pretzels free!
Aliens, who travel by real flying saucers, have had no comment about the Russian-made flying saucers… yet.
Buy a Russian flying saucer and… fly to the moon!

8 thoughts on “RUSSIANS MAKE FLYING SAUCERS”

  1. This is fascinating stuff. The fact that Russia is beating NASA in the space race isn't surprising. Obama is giving all the money to the unemployed (those that choose not to work) instead of projects like NASA and the flying saucers

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  2. As a Russian I can say that it's a totally hogwash. Ha-ha but very funny one though. There is no any "Rusabala" industrial company in St.Petersburg and "Dropavich" is a fake surname as well! 🙂
    So don't believe it, it's not the truth:)

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  3. I think that thing caused a Tornado in New York City a couple of weeks ago. Need to find a better balance between technology & safety you crazy Ruskies!

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  4. LOL Rena, oh LOL 4 sure! Actually we don't need a flying saucer to leave Earth …just some down home Russian vodka…drink a fifth, I'm sure you'll be flying then, eh?

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  5. Why is the United States goverment,keeping the flying-sauser;secret for so long time?is it for the filthy rich,who can vacation to the moon and back,at tax-payers,DOLLARS?or are they for the high-society-elite,using,the publics money for secret projects,is unfair,cuz we have the right to know;since the goverment is using our money;while we the public,is working to the very skin and bones;of our body,8 hours a day,some people work at two jobs?just to survive,HELLO goverment,when are you going to reveal thes exotic-crafts ;called:FLYING-SAUSERS?cuz we have all the rights,to know;it,s our money,in the first place,our hard-earned Dollars.it,s almost half-a-century,you the goverment is going too far;shame on you;for keeping the secret away from the PUBLIC.

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