A hacker collective, “Anonymous” vows to take down the social networking giant this November.
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OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
MICHELE BACHMANN INVITES MICHAEL JACKSON TO DC
SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
JUPITER AND VENUS CITIZENS MOON EARTH
NEW HAVEN, CT – Astronomers have announced that Jupiter and Venus will shine unusually brightly during a conjunction tonight.
MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay.
INTERNET SPAMMERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
I’m madder than a rooster in an empty hen house at Internet spammers and I won’t take it anymore. Those creeps clutter up my e-mail with their junk, everything from penis enlargement pills to some lady telling me she’ll give me a million dollars if I’ll help her get her money out of Africa.
Oil Drill Opens Hole Into Hell
PRUDHOE BAY, AK – Something is emerging from Hell!
That is the horrifying warning of more than 60 eyewitnesses who have seen the monstrous shape roaring out of a mile-deep Alaskan oil well amid stinking clouds of sulfur.
Undead Demand Health Insurance
Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.