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BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT

May 9, 2013 by Andy Smith

Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags biden, brad pitt, Christie, conspiracy, fight club, government, obama, Politics, vice president, washington, white house

HACKERS TO KILL FACEBOOK ON NOV. 5th, 2011

November 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

A hacker collective, “Anonymous” vows to take down the social networking giant this November.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags anonymous, cia, defriend, dislike, facebook, Facebook closing, Facebook shutting down, fbi, friends, government, hackers, hacking, like, mark zuckerberg, privacy, Zuckerberg

OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”

September 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags government, harry reid, Jay Carney, John Boehner, nancy pelosi, obama, obama administration, president obama, speaker of the house, Thought Police, u.s. government, white house

MICHELE BACHMANN INVITES MICHAEL JACKSON TO DC

June 27, 2022August 17, 2011 by Frank Lake

SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bachmann, Chris Wallace, fox news, gaffe, government, Michele Bachmann, Michelle, mitt romney, new hampshire, rick perry, running for President, south carolina, The Fed

GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING

April 7, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

area-51

WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending.  Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month. 

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags afghanistan, Aliens, area 51, budget, congress, defense, economy, gates, government, Japanese, military, obama, president, recession, robots, senate, technology

JUPITER AND VENUS CITIZENS MOON EARTH

December 1, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW HAVEN, CT – Astronomers have announced that Jupiter and Venus will shine unusually brightly during a conjunction tonight.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags Aliens, government, jupiter, moon, venus

MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS

October 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags ben franklin, ebay, economic crisis, election, elections, federal deficit, government, government secrets, grand rapids, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, michigan, presidential election, roswell, venusian, washington d.c.

INTERNET SPAMMERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

October 22, 2008 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a rooster in an empty hen house at Internet spammers and I won’t take it anymore. Those creeps clutter up my e-mail with their junk, everything from penis enlargement pills to some lady telling me she’ll give me a million dollars if I’ll help her get her money out of Africa.

Categories Opinion Tags Ed Anger, edanger, government, lawyers, pornography, tennessee

Undead Demand Health Insurance

October 1, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags congress, democrat, democratic, garlic, government, holy water, president, president bush, republicans, senator mccain, senator obama, undead, vampires, washington d.c., werewolves

Bat Boy Gets Passport

September 29, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!

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Categories Celebs, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, Bat Boy, batboy, cops, felon, gop, government, obama, palin, sarah palin, sarahpalin, travel, u.s. government
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