A hacker collective, “Anonymous” vows to take down the social networking giant this November.
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
NEW HAVEN, CT – Astronomers have announced that Jupiter and Venus will shine unusually brightly during a conjunction tonight.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay.
Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.
Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!