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Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
President Obama played golf Sunday with Tiger Woods and then the two men went out and had a wild night in Miami.
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for guidance and financial aid.
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!