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BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY!

April 5, 2022April 5, 2022 by Tap Vann

Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags attack, blackbirds, invasion, kentucky, white house

PHD APE TO THE RESCUE!

November 2, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Congress and The President of the United States have finally agreed on one thing – Ph.D. Ape is the only one who can bring … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags congress, Impeachment, phd ape, white house

PIERS MORGAN DEPORTED BACK TO ENGLAND

October 11, 2014 by Frank Lake

The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.

Categories Headlines Tags Alex Jones, barack obama, cnn, larry king, Morgan, petition, piers morgan, second amendment, united states, white house

JAY-Z NAMED SECRETARY OF STATE

May 16, 2014 by Frank Lake

President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags beyonce, hillary clinton, jay-z, Paul McCartney, president obama, secretary of state, state department, white house

NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020

November 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Baltimore Ravens, barack obama, basketball, Manti Te'o, National Football League, NFL, obama, Ravens, ray lewis, Roger Goodell, super bowl, united states, white house

DRONES TARGET RAND PAUL

October 28, 2013 by Frank Lake

Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Eric Holder, mitch mcconnell, Paul, Rand Paul, senate, united states, white house

FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION

July 4, 2013 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien invasion, Aliens, barack obama, earth, fourth of july, george w. bush, independence day, july fourth, milky way, obama, president george w bush, president obama, the alien, ufos, Washington D.C, white house

WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS

May 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Associated Press, barack obama, Central Intelligence Agency, Internal Revenue Service, Jay Carney, Justice Department, obama, Rand Paul, Tuesday, united states, Washington D.C, white house

BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT

May 9, 2013 by Andy Smith

Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags biden, brad pitt, Christie, conspiracy, fight club, government, obama, Politics, vice president, washington, white house

CLARENCE THOMAS TO RESIGN FROM SUPREME COURT

April 10, 2013 by Tap Vann

Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, clarence thomas, Eric Holder, hillary clinton, Supreme Court, Supreme Court of the United States, Thomas, white house
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