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Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
Sources inside the U.S. Supreme Court are saying that Clarence Thomas plans to retire in June of this year.
