MICHIGAN – A woman makes a replica of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper with her belly button lint.
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ALIEN ENDORSES TRUMP
Donald J. Trump has received his biggest endorsement of the election year. From an illegal Alien!
BAT BOY CAPTURED IN DETROIT!
Citizens of Detroit were shaken this week by the disturbing capture of the infamous “Bat …
MISS USA MOVES TO EGYPT
CAIRO – Miss USA, Rima Fakih, has packed her bags and moved to Egypt.
BIGFOOT HUNTS TED NUGENT
MARYSVILLE, CA – Ted Nugent pleaded guilty to killing a defenseless deer. Bigfoot didn’t like that and is coming for Ted!
WINTER STORM 2009
DETROIT, MI – Winter has finally arrived in a series of storms pelting the Midwest. Bat Boy has instigated a statewide day of revelry in Michigan.
BAD BREATH BANDIT
FERNDALE, MI – Police in a Detroit suburb are looking for a bank robber who has horrible breath!
UNEMPLOYMENT RATE RISES
With unemployment rates about to hit the highest numbers since the Great Depression, Americans are leaving in droves to find work in one of the few places still hiring: China.