MICHIGAN – A woman makes a replica of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper with her belly button lint.
Citizens of Detroit were shaken this week by the disturbing capture of the infamous “Bat …
CAIRO – Miss USA, Rima Fakih, has packed her bags and moved to Egypt.
MARYSVILLE, CA – Ted Nugent pleaded guilty to killing a defenseless deer. Bigfoot didn’t like that and is coming for Ted!
DETROIT, MI – Winter has finally arrived in a series of storms pelting the Midwest. Bat Boy has instigated a statewide day of revelry in Michigan.
FERNDALE, MI – Police in a Detroit suburb are looking for a bank robber who has horrible breath!
With unemployment rates about to hit the highest numbers since the Great Depression, Americans are leaving in droves to find work in one of the few places still hiring: China.