ED ANGER SAYS: EARTH DAY IS FOR LOSERS!

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Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.

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ED ANGER SAYS, "HEALTH CARE MAKES ME SICK!"

I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!

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ED ANGER SAYS, "YOU CAN'T FORGET ME FOREVER!"

Every year, all the right wing big shots get together in Washington, D.C. at that CPAC thing. And they never ever invite me to their shindig!

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