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ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH LOVE!

February 14, 2012 by Ed Anger

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It’s Valentine’s Day again, and I’m madder than Cupid with a dirty diaper!

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Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, edanger, valentine's day

ED ANGER SAYS: EARTH DAY IS FOR LOSERS!

April 22, 2011 by Ed Anger

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Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags earth day, earth day 2009 date, earth day writing prompts, Ed Anger, edanger, hippies

DANIEL ANGERER

March 9, 2010 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – A seasoned chef has begun pumping out some new dishes using a rather unusual ingredient!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags daniel angerer, Ed Anger, edanger, klee brasserie

ED ANGER SAYS, "HEALTH CARE MAKES ME SICK!"

February 26, 2010 by Ed Anger

I finally figured out the whole point of that long stupid meeting the Teleprompter Kid had about health care!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags communist-in-chief, Ed Anger, edanger, president obama, teleprompter kid

ED ANGER SAYS, "YOU CAN'T FORGET ME FOREVER!"

February 19, 2010 by Ed Anger

Every year, all the right wing big shots get together in Washington, D.C. at that CPAC thing. And they never ever invite me to their shindig!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags cpac, Ed Anger, edanger, glenn beck, rush limbaugh

ED ANGER SAYS, "SO LONG, KENNEDYS!"

February 12, 2010 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Jackie-O in a thrift shop!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, edanger, jackie-o, Scott Brown, ted kennedy

ED ANGER SAYS, "LET IT SNOW!"

February 10, 2010 by Ed Anger

Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags al gore, Ed Anger, edanger, obama, teleprompter kid

ED ANGER SAYS, "TALK TO THE HAND!"

February 24, 2020February 8, 2010 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Helen Keller at a silent movie!

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Categories Ed Anger, Paranormal, TopStory Tags al gore, Ed Anger, edanger, obama, sarah palin, teleprompter kid

ED ANGER SAYS, "BEWARE THE CORPSE-MEN!"

February 5, 2010 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a zombie with a hole in his skull!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags bush, cia, communist-in-chief, Ed Anger, edanger, obama, teleprompter kid

ED ANGER SAYS, "GAYS ARE RETARDED!"

February 3, 2010 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags Don't Ask Don't Tell, Ed Anger, edanger, gays, Kennedy, kennedys, olympics
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