Chris Christie has left the GOP for good. He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat.
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
Mitt Romney has moved on from the election and has taken the job as President of Disneyland.
Mitt Romney has left the United States and is moving his entire family to the Cayman Islands
Mitt Romney looked at the compensation package for U.S. President and decided it would be better to pursue a better job: President of Facebook.
Bill Clinton has accepted an invitation to introduce Mitt Romney at the Republican National Convention this evening.
Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
