WASHINGTON, DC – Vladimir Putin has teamed up with Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, and popular alien, P’Lod to plot a strategy on the impeachment of President Donald Trump.
Robert Griffin III, quarterback for the Washington Redskins, was inviting to a meeting at Congress to help solve the fiscal crisis.
WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency. Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.
CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!
President Obama and other leaders are wearing hoodies in a statement against discrimination and profiling.
WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.
Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $50 million a year to rename our galaxy.
KRAKOW – Polish politicians appeal to the basic instincts of their constituents to get votes.
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
WASHINGTON, DC – The Super Congress met in secret last night. Word leaked that they will make the stock market rise and heal the earth!