NEW YORK/CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush will be replacing Regis Philbin as co-host on his popular ABC talk show.
MISS ME YET BILLBOARD
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A billboard near Wyoming has appeared with a familiar face and a funny message!
ED ANGER SAYS: "IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!"
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
BUSH: "I DID NOT SELL MY SOUL"
VANCOUVER – At a Canadian luncheon last week, former President Bush said, “I did not sell my soul.” Satan has disputed his statement.
VIRGINIA – Dick Cheney is writing his memoirs. Weekly World News has acquired an advance look at the torrid tale of his relationship with President Bush.
ED ANGER SAYS: WELCOME BACK, GEORGE BUSH!
I was happier than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar to see President George Bush – “W. the Great”— back in the saddle yesterday!
ED ANGER SAYS: GEORGE BUSH STILL RULES!
Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!
ED ANGER SAYS: GET ME TO GITMO
I’m madder than a terrorist with a plugged up toilet about Guantanamo Bay!
BUSH’S NOTE TO OBAMA
WASHINGTON, DC – Continuing the tradition, outgoing President Bush left a personal note to the new President Obama in the Oval Office.
MY VISIT WITH “W”
My heart’s as broken as the Liberty Bell about saying goodbye to President Bush.
Last week, I visited the White House for a farewell lunch with the great man.