NEW YORK/CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush will be replacing Regis Philbin as co-host on his popular ABC talk show.
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A billboard near Wyoming has appeared with a familiar face and a funny message!
I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
VANCOUVER – At a Canadian luncheon last week, former President Bush said, “I did not sell my soul.” Satan has disputed his statement.
VIRGINIA – Dick Cheney is writing his memoirs. Weekly World News has acquired an advance look at the torrid tale of his relationship with President Bush.
I was happier than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar to see President George Bush – “W. the Great”— back in the saddle yesterday!
Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!
I’m madder than a terrorist with a plugged up toilet about Guantanamo Bay!
WASHINGTON, DC – Continuing the tradition, outgoing President Bush left a personal note to the new President Obama in the Oval Office.
My heart’s as broken as the Liberty Bell about saying goodbye to President Bush.
Last week, I visited the White House for a farewell lunch with the great man.