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PUTIN WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF U.S. in 2016!

February 7, 2014 by Frank Lake

Vladimir Putin reportedly announced plans to run for President of the United States.

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags al qaeda, john kerry, obama, Rand Paul, Syria, Vladimir Putin

NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020

November 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Baltimore Ravens, barack obama, basketball, Manti Te'o, National Football League, NFL, obama, Ravens, ray lewis, Roger Goodell, super bowl, united states, white house

FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION

July 4, 2013 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien invasion, Aliens, barack obama, earth, fourth of july, george w. bush, independence day, july fourth, milky way, obama, president george w bush, president obama, the alien, ufos, Washington D.C, white house

OBAMA IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS BEGIN!

June 3, 2013 by Hideaki Tailor

On Monday March 12, 2012, Congress is reportedly beginning impeachment proceedings against Barack Obama.

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags bill clinton, congress, Impeachment, Libya, obama, Syria

WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS

May 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Associated Press, barack obama, Central Intelligence Agency, Internal Revenue Service, Jay Carney, Justice Department, obama, Rand Paul, Tuesday, united states, Washington D.C, white house

BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT

May 9, 2013 by Andy Smith

Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags biden, brad pitt, Christie, conspiracy, fight club, government, obama, Politics, vice president, washington, white house

OBAMA CREATES NATIONAL RELIGION

April 9, 2013 by Tap Vann

President Obama, by Executive Order, has established a national religion.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags jamie foxx, obama, president obama

OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”

April 1, 2013 by Tap Vann

President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, fox news channel, history, illegal immigration, immigration, obama, president, republicans, united states, white house

PRESIDENT OBAMA PLAYS SATAN IN “THE BIBLE” MINI-SERIES

February 24, 2020March 18, 2013 by Tap Vann

The White House reportedly confirmed that President Obama played Satan in last night’s episode of “The Bible.”

Categories Politics Tags american idol, barack obama, bible, devil, HBO, history, moses, obama, old testament, satan, the bible

BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!

February 28, 2013 by Frank Lake

The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters writing negative articles, or … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, cnn, obama, politico, washington post, white house
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