GIMME BACK MY GRUMPY MAILMAN OR HAND ME MY 12-GAUGE! I’m so fired up I just chewed through a tin can and spit out a harmonica solo! The United States Postal Service – you know, the outfit that’s been losing money since the Pony Express filed for bankruptcy. Now they want to deliver your birthday … READ MORE
Folks, I’m so steamed I could boil a pot of chili with my bare hands! Everywhere I turn, it’s AI this, AI that, like we’re all supposed to bow down to some fancy computer with a god complex. I was chugging my Old Milwaukee and watching the news when I heard about Apple sniffing around … READ MORE
FOOD DELIVERY DRONE STRIKE MAY BECOME COMMON Technology is reshaping the world we live in dramatically, and the food delivery industry, too, is without exception. The rise of food delivery drones has become an increasing source of both innovation and concern. These drones are reshaping the way people used to get their groceries and food … READ MORE
“IT WOULD’VE BEEN TOO CRUEL,” SAYS HEAD ROBOT, “LIKE DROP-KICKING A KITTEN.” In June of 2019, the small, sluggish burg of Constant Falls, the government designated Georgia “Ground Zero” in the Grand War of the Robot Overlords Against the American Smarty-Pantses. The robots, all members of the A.I.A.I.O. Allegiance, galaxies away, abruptly called off their … READ MORE
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
EGYPT – Scientists are looking to uncover any mysteries that the Great Pyramid at Giza may house!
