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ROBOT OVERLORDS ABORT U.S.A. INVASION!

September 16, 2021 by Brick Rivers

“IT WOULD’VE BEEN TOO CRUEL,” SAYS HEAD ROBOT, “LIKE DROP-KICKING A KITTEN.” In June of 2019, the small, sluggish burg of Constant Falls, the government designated Georgia “Ground Zero” in … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Technology Tags robots, seeds

ROBOT ENGLISH TEACHERS

December 28, 2010 by Tap Vann

SEOUL –  Robots are now teaching English to students in South Korea.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags robotics, robots, Seoul, South Korea

KILLER ROBOT WAITER

December 27, 2010 by Pierce Blodyn

JINAN, China – A Robot Waiters in China has gone rogue – and is killing customers!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags C-3PO, china, i robot, Jawas, robotics, robots

SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!

November 22, 2010 by J.B. Smitts

JUNEAU, ALASKA –   Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags alaska, bill gates, bristol palin, First Dude, microsoft, robotics, robots, sarah palin, sarkozy, tea party, Tea Party Patriot, todd palin

ROBOTS ENROLLED IN COLLEGE

October 19, 2010 by Frank Lake

PITTSBURGH, PA – Carnegie-Mellon University has 547 robots in its freshman class.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Carnegie-Mellon, nanotechnology, pittsburgh, robot, robotics, robots, technology, university

BRITS OPT FOR ROBOTIC CHILDREN

October 13, 2021August 14, 2010 by Frank Lake

LONDON –  The British are forgoing having children and instead buying robotic children.

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Categories Headlines, Science, Technology, TopStory Tags a.i., artificial intelligence, British, Brits, robots, Royal Family, Speilberg, U.K.

ROBOT TO EXPLORE GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA

August 10, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

EGYPT – Scientists are looking to uncover any mysteries that the Great Pyramid at Giza may house!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags robots

ROBOT GIRLFRIENDS ON SALE IN JAPAN

June 22, 2021August 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

OSAKA-  Robot girlfriends are on sale now in Japan.  Buy two for the price of one!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags female robots, girlfriends, Osaka, robotics, robots

GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING

April 7, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending.  Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month. 

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags afghanistan, Aliens, area 51, budget, congress, defense, economy, gates, government, Japanese, military, obama, president, recession, robots, senate, technology

SINGULARITY UNIVERSITY

February 4, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Silicon Valley scientists have teamed up to create Singularity University, aimed at advancing Artificial Intelligence beyond what is humanly capable.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags artificial intelligence, google, larry page, robots

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