SEOUL – Robots are now teaching English to students in South Korea.
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KILLER ROBOT WAITER
JINAN, China – A Robot Waiters in China has gone rogue – and is killing customers!
SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
ROBOTS ENROLLED IN COLLEGE
PITTSBURGH, PA – Carnegie-Mellon University has 547 robots in its freshman class.
BRITS OPT FOR ROBOTIC CHILDREN
LONDON – The British are forgoing having children and instead buying robotic children.
ROBOT TO EXPLORE GREAT PYRAMID OF GIZA
EGYPT – Scientists are looking to uncover any mysteries that the Great Pyramid at Giza may house!
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
SINGULARITY UNIVERSITY
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Silicon Valley scientists have teamed up to create Singularity University, aimed at advancing Artificial Intelligence beyond what is humanly capable.