Human rocket Felix Baumgartner wowed the world yesterday by breaking the sound barrier in nothing more than a spacesuit — leaping from 24 miles above the Earth and calmly walking away unaided after landing in a field in Roswell, NM.
NEW MEXICO – An alien spaceship has reportedly landed at an industrial estate near to the infamous Roswell alien landing site.
IRKUTSK, SIBERIA – Russian authorities have confirmed that an alien spaceship has landed in Siberia.
ROSWELL, NM – After the release of the FBI Memo that proves the existence of aliens – the town of Roswell was once again visited by aliens.
WASHINGTON, DC – A recently released memo by the FBI proves that aliens did land in Roswell, New Mexico.
LONDON – Researchers believed a five-fold increase in UFO sightings in 1996 was due to the screening of TV series “The X-Files”.
GAITHERSBURG, MD – Former astronaut Edgar Mitchell stated at a UFO conference that extraterrestrial life exists and the government is actively covering it up.
MILKY WAY – Residents of the upscale Alpha Centauri district are petitioning the local government to enforce harsh restrictions on travel to and from Earth.
