[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.
Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.
WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.
SEATTLE, WA – A dead cow washes ashore with the Mark of the Alien
PORTLAND, OR – Festivities ramp up for the 5th Annual National Soup Swap Day.
HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.