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economic crisis

DEBT COLLECTION NINJAS

October 16, 2013 by Reginald Cunningham III

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NEW YORK, NY – Due to the economic crisis banks, credit, and collection agencies are employing ninjas to collect outstanding payments.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags banks, bills, debt, economic crisis, financial institutions, jpmorgan chase, ninjas

U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION

February 23, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON –  A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags condoms, congress, contraception, economic crisis, pandemic, Porn, pornography, U.S., United States of America, washington

INDIA TO CATER ALIEN SUMMIT

October 30, 2008 by Carl Woodward

NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months.

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags cannibalism, china, chinese food, economic crisis, great britain, india, italy, martians, milky way, moon, neptune, qwoak

MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS

October 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags ben franklin, ebay, economic crisis, election, elections, federal deficit, government, government secrets, grand rapids, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, michigan, presidential election, roswell, venusian, washington d.c.

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