LOS ANGELES – Achy Breaky Heart! Tish Cyrus is having an affair with Bret Michaels!
ROCKWOOD, TN – A Tennessee teenager is seeking help after he began crying blood!
MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS
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WORLD’S FATTEST MONKEY FOUND
EAST RIDGE, TN – A young boy had the misfortune of discovering the world’s fattest spider monkey sitting in his back yard!
PhD APE MEETS WITH SALTSMAN
MEMPHIS, TN – Ending the year on a high note, PhD Ape has announced he will meet with the man who distributed a racist song to RNC members.
INTERNET SPAMMERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
I’m madder than a rooster in an empty hen house at Internet spammers and I won’t take it anymore. Those creeps clutter up my e-mail with their junk, everything from penis enlargement pills to some lady telling me she’ll give me a million dollars if I’ll help her get her money out of Africa.
MCCAIN USES ALIENS TO GET TOWN HALL QUESTIONS
NASHVILLE, TN – Obama for America campaign manager, David Plouffe, has accused Republican Presidential candidate Senator John McCain of using alien technology