CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!
GROUNDHOG DEAD!
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – Punxsutawney Phil was found dead this morning in an apparent suicide.
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WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!
Weekly World News is back! We are back. YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended … READ MORE
BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT!
Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West … READ MORE
BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY!
Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
SATURN IS A GIANT UFO!
Forget about the scientific “facts” drummed into your head by school teachers. Saturn is not a planet – it’s a colossal UFO!
SUPER HONEY CURES ALL WOUNDS!
A super honey has been produced that appears to cure all wounds and infections! The bio-engineered product Surgihoney was tested on babies, new mothers, cancer patients and the elderly for … READ MORE
MONSTER TITANOBOA IN NEW YORK!
A monstrous sight: a 48-foot-long, 2,500-pound titanoboa snake is headed for Grand Central!
BOOK YOUR ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS!
Thousands are lining up for a one-way trip to Mars! Book your flight now! A Dutch company is establishing a human colony on Mars. The non-profit organization, Mars One, will send … READ MORE