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DINOSAURS FOUND ON MARS

October 4, 2022October 4, 2022 by Tap Vann

THERE’S life on Mars — and it’s enormous!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags dinosaurs, mars, Mars Rover, phoenix, red planet, tyrannosaurus rex, weekly world news

BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY!

April 5, 2022April 5, 2022 by Tap Vann

Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags attack, blackbirds, invasion, kentucky, white house

VAMPIRES ON THE LOOSE IN CHICAGO

April 1, 2022March 31, 2022 by Tap Vann

Residents of Chicago are dealing with a vampire infestation!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags chicago, garlic, legend, mystery, rahm emanuel, serbia, true blood, twilight, vampire, vampires, Windy City

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!

June 27, 2022September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Weekly World News is back!  We are back.  YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, Buster Simcus, Ed Anger, journalism, Kardhasians, manigator, P'Lod, phd ape, Prince, satire, topstories, weekly world news

BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT!

October 6, 2019September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, campaign, Ed Anger, manigator, presidential debate, Presidential race, satire, Taylor Swift, topstories, weekly world news

SATURN IS A GIANT UFO!

March 26, 2021September 6, 2019 by Frank Lake

Forget about the scientific “facts” drummed into your head by school teachers. Saturn is not a planet – it’s a colossal UFO!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, earth, flying saucer, nasa, planets, saturn, ufos

ED ANGER SAYS, “I HATE ST. PATRICK’S DAY”

September 25, 2019September 5, 2019 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bono, Erin go Bragh, Fighting Irish, I hate the Irish, Irish, luck of the Irish, mayor bloomberg, St Patrick's Day Parade, st. patrick's day, St. Patty's Day, ted kennedy, The Edge

SUPER HONEY CURES ALL WOUNDS!

March 26, 2021September 1, 2019 by Tap Vann

A super honey has been produced that appears to cure all wounds and infections! The bio-engineered product Surgihoney was tested on babies, new mothers, cancer patients and the elderly for … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags afghanistan, cancer

GOD PARTICLE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY

August 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Camden, Chris Christie, Einstein, God Particle, God Particle found, physicists, physics

MONSTER TITANOBOA IN NEW YORK!

August 2, 2019 by Hideaki Tailor

A monstrous sight: a 48-foot-long, 2,500-pound titanoboa snake is headed for Grand Central! 

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags monster snake, snake, titanoboa
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