CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey!
GROUNDHOG DEAD!
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – Punxsutawney Phil was found dead this morning in an apparent suicide.
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BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT!
Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States …
BLACKBIRDS ATTACK KENTUCKY!
Millions of birds are attacking a small Kentucky city – destroying buildings, parks and injuring thousands of citizens.
SATURN IS A GIANT UFO!
Forget about the scientific “facts” drummed into your head by school teachers. Saturn is not a planet – it’s a colossal UFO!
SUPER HONEY CURES ALL WOUNDS!
A super honey has been produced that appears to cure all wounds and infections! The …
MONSTER TITANOBOA IN NEW YORK!
A monstrous sight: a 48-foot-long, 2,500-pound titanoboa snake is headed for Grand Central!
BOOK YOUR ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS!
Thousands are lining up for a one-way trip to Mars! Book your flight now! A …