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I’m madder than a Arab with a three-legged camel about Al Gore selling his network to the enemy.
I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.
I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.
I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
