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UFO PHIL TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT?

UFO Phil announced today he has been granted authority to assume the job of President without waiting for the November election.

DALLAS – Sources close to Rick Perry say he regularly dances with Rabbis and hopes to become a Rabbi someday.

SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

LAS VEGAS – Michael Bolton announced today that he is running for President of the United States in 2012.