running for President Archives

UFO PHIL TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT?

February 23, 2012 by Tap Vann

UFO Phil announced today he has been granted authority to assume the job of President without waiting for the November election.

September 27, 2011 by Tap Vann

DALLAS – Sources close to Rick Perry say he regularly dances with Rabbis and hopes to become a Rabbi someday.

August 17, 2011 by Frank Lake

SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

October 2, 2010 by Frank Lake

LAS VEGAS – Michael Bolton announced today that he is running for President of the United States in 2012.