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RICK PERRY: DANCES WITH RABBIS
DALLAS – Sources close to Rick Perry say he regularly dances with Rabbis and hopes to become a Rabbi someday.
MICHELE BACHMANN INVITES MICHAEL JACKSON TO DC
SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.
BOLTON TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
LAS VEGAS – Michael Bolton announced today that he is running for President of the United States in 2012.