An alien spaceship based by the International Space Station last night – shooting warning lasers as it went by.
Huge oil reserves have been found on the moon. Gas prices will fall to $0.10 a gallon as OPEC oil becomes obsolete!
SAN BERNARDINO – The McDonald’s Corporation announced its plans to expand the franchise into unchartered territory. They’re building a Mickey D’s on the moon!
ILLINOIS — There’s magic in the air. This year’s winter solstice will coincide with a full lunar eclipse in a union that hasn’t been seen in 456 years.
BEIJING – China is plotting to blow up the moon.
WASHINGTON, DC – A noted scientist has just produced proof that the lunar surface was inhabited by intelligent life: a 10-inch angel sculpture embedded in a moon rock.
NEW HAVEN, CT – Astronomers have announced that Jupiter and Venus will shine unusually brightly during a conjunction tonight.
NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months.