WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis. 
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MESSAGE FROM COLONEL GADDAFI
TRIPOLI – Colonel Gaddafi released a new message to the world today.
iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.
CONGRESS REPEALS DADT
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!
MEGHAN MCCAIN IS A WITCH
WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.
MINERS BROUGHT UP, POLITICIANS SENT DOWN
COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.
MEGHAN MCCAIN SLAMS IMMIGRATION LAW
PHOENIX, AZ – There is trouble in Arizona as daddy’s little girl does not agree with the new immigration law!
JOE THE PLUMBER
NEW YORK, NY – Joe the Plumber has a pretty big bone to pick with John McCain and Sarah Palin!
MANIGATOR AT TOWN HALL
Seeking to further disrupt Town Hall health care meetings Republicans have sent in their secret weapon, Manigator!
McCAIN FOR BOARDING NORTH KOREAN SHIP
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain wants the US to take a more aggressive stance with North Korea, preferably using a ship that bears his name.