WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the 2012 elections, due to the jobs crisis.
TRIPOLI – Colonel Gaddafi released a new message to the world today.
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!
WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.
COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.
PHOENIX, AZ – There is trouble in Arizona as daddy’s little girl does not agree with the new immigration law!
NEW YORK, NY – Joe the Plumber has a pretty big bone to pick with John McCain and Sarah Palin!
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain wants the US to take a more aggressive stance with North Korea, preferably using a ship that bears his name.
WASHINGTON, DC – Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter was thrust into the national stage last week when he switched from the Republican Party to the Democrats.