[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 31st, 2013.
GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!
WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House. They will play ever day at sunset.
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama joined protesters outside the White House – protesting the man inside the White House.
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.