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U.S. POST OFFICE SHUTTING DOWN

December 20, 2013 by Tap Vann

[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 31st, 2013.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bankrupt, barack obama, benjamin franklin, closing, congress, Jay Carney, shutting down, U.S. Post Office

WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS

May 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Associated Press, barack obama, Central Intelligence Agency, Internal Revenue Service, Jay Carney, Justice Department, obama, Rand Paul, Tuesday, united states, Washington D.C, white house

OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY

April 8, 2013 by Tap Vann

President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, china, Jay Carney, mexico, one-child policy, united states, white house

THE WINGED JETPACK IS HERE!

February 26, 2013 by Frank Lake

GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags aerospace, flying, flying to work, German, germany, Janet Napolitano, Jay Carney, jetpack, jetpacks, Lockheed Martin, los angeles, Martin jetpack, new zealand, rocketteers, strap on a jetpack

WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS

February 4, 2013 by Tap Vann

The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, first family, Jay Carney, NRA, Photograph, president, white house

OBAMA RESIGNS!

October 4, 2012 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS ***  President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, Gaddafi, hillary clinton, houston, Jay Carney, joe biden, Libya, NCAA tournament, nixon, oval office, president obama, stepping down, vice president

OBAMA STARTS WHITE HOUSE DRUM CIRCLE

October 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC  – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House.  They will play ever day at sunset.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bill Cosby, drums, Jay Carney, Marco Rubio, obama, Occupy Wall Street, white house

OCCUPY WHITE HOUSE

October 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama joined protesters outside the White House – protesting the man inside the White House.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Jay Carney, Occupy Wall Street, president obama, protest

CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE

September 6, 2011 by Frank Lake

PATERSON, NJ  –  Chris Christie and Barack Obama inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, Chris Christie, flooding, George Soros, Harvey Weinstein, hollywood, hurricane, hurricane Irene, Irene, Jay Carney, justin bieber, michelle obama, new jersey, paterson, rush limbaugh

OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”

September 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags government, harry reid, Jay Carney, John Boehner, nancy pelosi, obama, obama administration, president obama, speaker of the house, Thought Police, u.s. government, white house
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