[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 31st, 2013.
Jay Carney
OBAMA GIVES HIMSELF A RAISE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.
WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
OBAMA TO HOST WOODSTOCK 2013!
President Obama is planning a massive outdoor concert this summer in upstage New York.
OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
THE WINGED JETPACK IS HERE!
GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!
WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS
The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.
OBAMA RESIGNS!
WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
OBAMA STARTS WHITE HOUSE DRUM CIRCLE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House. They will play ever day at sunset.
OCCUPY WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama joined protesters outside the White House – protesting the man inside the White House.