[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 31st, 2013.
WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
OBAMA TO ESTABLISH ONE-CHILD POLICY
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
THE WINGED JETPACK IS HERE!
GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!
WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS
The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.
WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has resigned the Presidency of the United States!
OBAMA STARTS WHITE HOUSE DRUM CIRCLE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama is forming a drum circle in the White House. They will play ever day at sunset.
OCCUPY WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama joined protesters outside the White House – protesting the man inside the White House.
CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.