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U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD

September 26, 2012 by Andy Smith

Obama administration continues to cut corners.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags dc, democrat, fox, homer, obama, Politics, republican, television, USA, washington d.c.

EXECUTION DRUG DEPLETED: U.S. TURNS TO STONING

March 12, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags electric chair, Eric Holder, middle east, ohio, U.S., united states, United States of America, washington d.c.

JOSHES OF THE WORLD UNITE AND THEY’RE NOT KIDDING

February 10, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON, DC – Joshes of the world unite to protest the use of the phrase “Just Joshing”

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags facebook, josh groban, U2, washington d.c.

ETERNAL FLAME GOES GREEN FOR JFK 50th

January 25, 2011 by Carl Woodward

WASHINGTON – JFK’s eternal flame is going green!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags jackie-o, jfk, john f kennedy, washington d.c.

CHINA STATE DINNER WITH THE OBAMAS

January 18, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags barack obama, britney spears, china, dc, First Lady, hu jintao, michelle obama, President Hu Jintao, president obama, sasha, ticketmaster, Toxic, united states, US, USA, washington d.c., Washington Redskins, white house, White House State Dinner

YETIS ON EAST COAST

February 11, 2010 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON D.C. – Half of America declared a Snow Day on Wednesday.  Yetis were spotted all along the east coast.  

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Abominable snowmen, Penn State University, washington d.c., yeti, Yetis

GOP BELIEFS

February 3, 2010 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON D.C. – According to a new poll a majority of the GOP thinks that President Obama is a racist, socialist, and non-US citizen.  Their other beliefs will shock you!

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags acorn, democratic party, gop, kenya, muslim, obama, president obama, socialism, washington d.c.

DEER JUMPS INTO LION CAGE

November 9, 2009 by Sarah Haddad

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WASHINGTON, DC – A wild deer was attacked after jumping into a lion enclosure!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags washington d.c.

CHENEY: LIMBAUGH IS MODEL REPUBLICAN

May 11, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags dick cheney, face the nation, mount rushmore, republican party, rush limbaugh, washington d.c., young republicans

ED ANGER SAYS OBAMA = O-BOW-MA!

April 8, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a spitting camel at our new Communist-in-Chief!

Categories Ed Anger, Opinion Tags America, americans, arabs, communist, Ed Anger, england, obama, palin, president, queen, sarah palin, washington, washington d.c.
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