WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.
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JOSHES OF THE WORLD UNITE AND THEY’RE NOT KIDDING
WASHINGTON, DC – Joshes of the world unite to protest the use of the phrase “Just Joshing”
CHINA STATE DINNER WITH THE OBAMAS
WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.
YETIS ON EAST COAST
WASHINGTON D.C. – Half of America declared a Snow Day on Wednesday. Yetis were spotted all along the east coast.
GOP BELIEFS
WASHINGTON D.C. – According to a new poll a majority of the GOP thinks that President Obama is a racist, socialist, and non-US citizen. Their other beliefs will shock you!
BILL CLINTON IN NORTH KOREA
LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners. Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.
CHENEY: LIMBAUGH IS MODEL REPUBLICAN
WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.