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OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”

April 1, 2013 by Tap Vann

President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, fox news channel, history, illegal immigration, immigration, obama, president, republicans, united states, white house

POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA'S ORDERS

February 11, 2013 by Tap Vann

Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, Cardinals, conclave, joe biden, pope, Pope Benedict XVI, Pope resigns, president, president obama, resigns, rome, stepping down, vatican, vatican city

WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS

February 4, 2013 by Tap Vann

The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, first family, Jay Carney, NRA, Photograph, president, white house

MITT ROMNEY HIRED AS PRESIDENT OF DISNEYLAND

November 21, 2012 by Frank Lake

Mitt Romney has moved on from the election and has taken the job as President of Disneyland.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Ann Romney, barack obama, debate, debates, disneyland, La Jolla, mickey mouse, Mitt, mitt romney, president, republican, Republican Candidate, republicans

OBAMA: COLLEGE WILL BE FREE FOR EVERYONE

October 28, 2012 by Frank Lake

In a speech, President Obama promised that at some point in his second term the government begin paying for college – for everyone.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Libya, obama, president, presidential election, romney

OBAMA TO USE TELEPROMPTER IN NEXT DEBATE

October 15, 2012 by Frank Lake

President Obama announced that he will be using his teleprompter and the next town-hall style Presidential debate.

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags debate, debates, mitt romney, president, president obama, presidential debate, Presidents, republican, Republican Candidate for President, teleprompter

MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT – OF FACEBOOK

September 6, 2012 by Carl Woodward

Mitt Romney looked at the compensation package for U.S. President and decided it would be better to pursue a better job: President of Facebook.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags democratic, democrats, facebook, Facebook IPO, mark zuckerberg, mitt romney, president, republican, republican party, republicans

JUSTICE ROBERTS GOES INCOGNITO AFTER HEALTH CARE RULING

July 9, 2012 by Andy Smith

After controversial ruling, Chief Justice goes into hiding.

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags affordable, bush, controversy, dc, health care, healthcare, judges, law, laws, obama, obamacare, political, Politics, president, Supreme Court, washington

BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN

April 25, 2012 by Andy Smith

WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Barack, barack obama, biden, cybernetic, democrats, election, joe biden, obama, Politics, president, republicans, robot, robotics, season, vice president, white house

ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW

April 18, 2012 by Andy Smith

Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alcohol, beer, bills, Capitol Hill, congress, drinking, drunk, dui, laws, obama, president, senate, senators, washington, white house, wine
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