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July 10, 2021July 7, 2021 by Flip Gibson

Bezos and Gates give their best tips! As a Weekly World News reporter, I’m used to having access to practically everything. Classified government documents? Name a country. Alien autopsy reports? … READ MORE

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OBAMA'S BEER WITH GATES AND CROWLEY

July 28, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has invited James Crowley and Henry Louis Gates to the White House to reconcile over beers.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags blue moon, gates, harvard, Henry Louis Gates, James Crowley, Obama Beer, robert, robert gibbs

GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING

April 7, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending.  Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month. 

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags afghanistan, Aliens, area 51, budget, congress, defense, economy, gates, government, Japanese, military, obama, president, recession, robots, senate, technology

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