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LOCH NESS MONSTER DISCOVERED — IN CONGRESS!

January 18, 2021 by Boyce Day

Elected by a landslide But now the Loch Ness monster has been discovered in a different place entirely—the US Congress. Scientists have revealed that Eric Golladay (R-ID), a first-term Congressman who was elected … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags congress, lake erie monster, loch ness monster

IMPEACHMENT TOYS – Hot SELLERS

January 7, 2020January 7, 2020 by Brick Rivers

“It could be bigger than this past Christmas season!” enthused entrepreneur Wink DePalma, president and founder of Traumatoyzed Inc., speaking of his upcoming line of Impeachment Toys. “Let’s face it, … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags congress, Impeachment, toys, trump

PHD APE TO THE RESCUE!

November 2, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Congress and The President of the United States have finally agreed on one thing – Ph.D. Ape is the only one who can bring … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags congress, Impeachment, phd ape, white house

U.S. POST OFFICE SHUTTING DOWN

December 20, 2013 by Tap Vann

[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 31st, 2013.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bankrupt, barack obama, benjamin franklin, closing, congress, Jay Carney, shutting down, U.S. Post Office

OBAMA IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS BEGIN!

June 3, 2013 by Hideaki Tailor

On Monday March 12, 2012, Congress is reportedly beginning impeachment proceedings against Barack Obama.

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags bill clinton, congress, Impeachment, Libya, obama, Syria

ELDERLY CITIZENS TARGETED IN NEW ALCOHOL LAW

April 18, 2012 by Andy Smith

Older U.S. beer enthusiasts may soon find themselves in handcuffs.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alcohol, beer, bills, Capitol Hill, congress, drinking, drunk, dui, laws, obama, president, senate, senators, washington, white house, wine

WITCHES PLOT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

June 22, 2021March 6, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

A global network of powerful witches and Satanists hold the fate of the world in their hands – warns a terrorism expert.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags congress, devil, Putin, satan, witchcraft, witches

BARNEY FRANK BREAST IMPLANTS

December 20, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC –  Rep. Barney Frank revealed to Congress today that he had breast augmentation surgery.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barney frank, breast, breast implants, breasts, congress, Dodd Frank

CHELSEA CLINTON RUNS FOR CONGRESS

October 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK, NY – Chelsea Clinton is running for Congress in 2012 – as a Republican!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Chelsea Clinton, clinton, congress, hillary clinton, Marc Mezvinsky

GEORGE SOROS JOINS REPUBLICAN PARTY

July 26, 2011 by Frank Lake

George Soros made a stunning announcement:  he is leaving the Democrat Party and joining the GOP!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Arianna Huffington, balanced approach, billionaire, bloomberg, congress, david mamet, George Soros, gop, hedge fund, John Boehner, Media Matters, Open Society, republicans, Soros, tea party, three-ring circus
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