I’m madder than a Arab with a three-legged camel about Al Gore selling his network to the enemy.
Ed Anger
ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!
I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!
ED ANGER SAYS: A. ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT!
I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.
ED ANGER SAYS: EAT MORE CHICK-FIL-A
I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.
ED ANGER SAYS: BUY AMERICAN – OR ELSE!
I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.
ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH LOVE!
It’s Valentine’s Day again, and I’m madder than Cupid with a dirty diaper!
ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
ED ANGER SAYS: EARTH DAY IS FOR LOSERS!
Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.
ED ANGER SAYS, "OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!"
I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU, about Obama’s March Meekness!