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Ed Anger

ED ANGER SAYS, “I HATE ST. PATRICK’S DAY”

September 25, 2019September 5, 2019 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a Irishman without cabbage in his pants.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bono, Erin go Bragh, Fighting Irish, I hate the Irish, Irish, luck of the Irish, mayor bloomberg, St Patrick's Day Parade, st. patrick's day, St. Patty's Day, ted kennedy, The Edge

ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!

March 26, 2021March 16, 2014 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

Categories Ed Anger, Opinion Tags catholics, general motors, kennedys, leprechaun, Paleostynians, st. patrick's day, statue of liberty, ted kennedy, virgin mary

ED ANGER SAYS: SEND AL GORE TO ARABIA!

June 14, 2021January 5, 2013 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a Arab with a three-legged camel about Al Gore selling his network to the enemy.

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Categories Ed Anger, Opinion, TopStory Tags al gore, Ed Anger

ED ANGER SAYS: A. ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT!

September 12, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.

Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, Presidential race, zombie apocalypse, zombie attack, zombies

ED ANGER SAYS: EAT MORE CHICK-FIL-A

August 2, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.

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Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, TopStory Tags chicago values, Chick-Fil-A, Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day, chicken, Ed Anger, gay marriage, Mike Huckabee, rahm emanuel, sarah palin

ED ANGER SAYS: BUY AMERICAN – OR ELSE!

March 20, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.

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Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags economy, Ed Anger, great depression, housing crisis, president obama

ED ANGER SAYS: DOWN WITH LOVE!

February 14, 2012 by Ed Anger

It’s Valentine’s Day again, and I’m madder than Cupid with a dirty diaper!

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Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, edanger, valentine's day

ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"

November 30, 2011 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not  going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.

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Categories Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags china, Chinese, Ed Anger, glenn beck, Google Currents, hu jintao, peoples republic of china, piano, teleprompter kid, White House State Dinner

ED ANGER SAYS: EARTH DAY IS FOR LOSERS!

April 22, 2011 by Ed Anger

Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags earth day, earth day 2009 date, earth day writing prompts, Ed Anger, edanger, hippies

ED ANGER SAYS, "OBAMA HAS BRACKET BRAIN!"

March 20, 2011 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU, about Obama’s March Meekness!

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Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags duke, Ed Anger, france, Gaddafi, Interior Design, Libya, NCAA, president barack obama, Rio, rio de janeiro, sarkozy
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