I’m madder than a Arab with a three-legged camel about Al Gore selling his network to the enemy.
I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!
I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.
I’m madder than a penguin on Miami Beach over all the mealy-mouthed politicians whining about the economy and not doing anything about it.
It’s Valentine’s Day again, and I’m madder than Cupid with a dirty diaper!
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
Time was, Earth Day was just for dirty crazy hippies. You could stay away from it if you just figured out where the bad smell was coming from, then went the other way.
I’m madder than John Thompson after Georgetown lost to VCU, about Obama’s March Meekness!