Invisibility & Levitation: How-To Keys To Personal Performance by Commander X
NORTH KOREA FIRES MISSILE AT SELF
North Korea launches a ballistic missile attack on Pyongyang, their capital city.
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CONGRESS REPEALS DADT
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
STUDIO 51
CLARK COUNTY, NV – The federal government has been getting creative during the economic recession, but have they gone too far this time?
CHUPACABRAS ARE ALIEN PETS
SAN ANTONIO, TX – Residents of San Antonio are perplexed by a recent series of strange sightings.
MOLE PEOPLE BEING EXPLOITED
WASHINGTON, D.C. -The U.S. military has found a race of Mole People, and may be planning to exploit them!
Pope OKs Alien Priest
Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States