Michelle Obama confirmed what many Democrats have believed for years – Barack Obama is Jesus reincarnated.
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are at Burning Man – getting ready for next week’s Democratic Convention.
The outrage continues about the U.S. Olympic uniforms being made in China. So, the U.S. Senate voted to burn the uniforms in DC today.
CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!
President Obama and other leaders are wearing hoodies in a statement against discrimination and profiling.
WASHINGTON – Obama is shaking up his White House staff and wants an “Alice In Wonderland” theme for his re-election year.
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.
WASHINGTON, DC – The Super Congress met in secret last night. Word leaked that they will make the stock market rise and heal the earth!
WASHINGTON, DC – Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation: the world will end on August 2nd!