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TRUMP & PUTIN RIDE INTO 2020

January 2, 2020 by Frank Lake

Weekly World News has learned that Russian President, Vladimir Putin will be joining the campaign of Donald J. Trump for the 2020 election. In the coming weeks, the two men … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags election, Putin, trump

BIG BIRD LIVES!

November 7, 2012 by Frank Lake

Big Bird, who was scheduled to be executed by Mitt Romney, was given a new lease on life with a win by Barack Obama!

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, debates, election, elmo, mitt romney, npr, PBS, presidential debates, sesame street

CNN CALLS ELECTION FOR OBAMA!

November 6, 2012 by Frank Lake

With only 1% of the vote in, CNN has declared President Barack Obama the winner of the 2012 election.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, cnn, election, election night, mitt romney, Wolf Blitzer

ALIEN PREDICTS ROMNEY LANDSLIDE!

November 5, 2012 by Frank Lake

Mitt Romney has secured the coveted endorsement of the Washington space alien P’Lod, who predicts Romney will win in a landslide!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags alien, Aliens, barack obama, election, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, mitt romney, P'Lod, ufos, voting

SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE

September 27, 2012 by Andy Smith

W.Va.’s Senator Joe Manchin doubles down on love for the cleaning machines ahead of the election.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags democrat, election, gop, Politics, republican, Senator, west virginia

BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN

April 25, 2012 by Andy Smith

WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Barack, barack obama, biden, cybernetic, democrats, election, joe biden, obama, Politics, president, republicans, robot, robotics, season, vice president, white house

GOP TAPS ‘CHILD PRODIGY’ STRATEGIST FOR ELECTION

February 28, 2012 by Andy Smith

According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags campaign, child prodigy, conservative, democrat, democrats, election, gop, obama, politico, Politics, president, Presidential race, republican, republicans

MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS

October 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags ben franklin, ebay, economic crisis, election, elections, federal deficit, government, government secrets, grand rapids, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, michigan, presidential election, roswell, venusian, washington d.c.

CHAOS CLOUD HOVERS OVER INDIANA

October 28, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – The Chaos Cloud has made another appearance in a U.S. state, this time descending upon Indiana.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags chaos cloud, chaoscloud, election, elections, indiana, indianapolis, ohio, presidential election, swing state, toledo

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