Mitt Romney has secured the coveted endorsement of the Washington space alien P’Lod, who predicts Romney will win in a landslide!
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OBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
President Obama made good on his promise to reach across the aisle and appointed Mitt Romney as the new Secretary of Treasury.
MITT ROMNEY HIRED AS PRESIDENT OF DISNEYLAND
Mitt Romney has moved on from the election and has taken the job as President of Disneyland.
MITT ROMNEY MOVES TO CAYMAN ISLANDS
Mitt Romney has left the United States and is moving his entire family to the Cayman Islands
JOE BIDEN CONCEDES ELECTION
Late last night, after winning the election, Joe Biden conceded to Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.
BIG BIRD LIVES!
Big Bird, who was scheduled to be executed by Mitt Romney, was given a new lease on life with a win by Barack Obama!
TEBOW BACKS ROMNEY
Tim Tebow is backing Romney and predicting the former Governor will win by a landslide.
CNN CALLS ELECTION FOR OBAMA!
With only 1% of the vote in, CNN has declared President Barack Obama the winner of the 2012 election.
GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE ENDORSES OBAMA
Following the visit to assess the damage on the Jersey Shore, Gov. Christie is now endorsing Barack Obama for President.