Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!
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Glow from Mars Creates Problems in Transylvania
Lovesick werewolves are causing big trouble in Transylvania — and the problem could spread to the United States
Alien Skull at Roswell
New cracks have appeared in the 61-year cover-up of a fatal UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico
Russians Train Mummy Air Force
Surveillance photos reveal the Russian air command has been training the undead as paratroopers
Crop Circles are Alien Graffiti!
“After spending decades trying to decipher crop circles, we have found they are nothing more than obscenity-laced insults”
The Security Of Common Sense
I’m madder than a porcupine stuck in a thorn bush over the fact that, these days, you can’t get on a plane without a driver’s license or passport.