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RUSSIA SWAPS PUTIN FOR PALIN

July 11, 2010 by Frank Lake

AUSTRIA –  In a secret swap on the tarmac of the Vienna airport, Russia and the United States returned their respective spies: Vladmir Putin and Sarah Palin.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags alaska, Anna Chapman, austria, Chris Wallace, cia, conspiracy, David Axelrod, Fox News Sunday, KGB, mccain, obama, obama administration, Putin, Russian spies, sarah palin, Spies, spy swap, vienna, Vladmir Putin

PhD APE TO COUNSEL MCCAIN FOLLOWING HISTORIC LOSS

November 5, 2008 by Carl Woodward

PHOENIX, AZ – After losing the 2008 presidential election by nearly 200 electoral votes and nearly six percent of the popular vote, Senator John McCain is understandably in very low spirits.

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ALIEN WEEPS FOR MCCAIN LOSS

November 5, 2008 by Hideaki Tailor

PHOENIX, AZ – The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement.

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Categories TopStory Tags alien, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, presidential elections, senator john mccain

UPDATE: MCCAIN ACCEPTS ENDORSEMENT!

November 4, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BREAKING NEWS: McCain has proudly accepted the Alien’s endorsement!

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Categories TopStory Tags Aliens, barack obama, barackobama, cindy mccain, cindymccain, ELECTION 08, john mccain, johnmccain, laura bush, mccain, obama, presidential candidates, presidential election, ufo sightings, Washington D.C

MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS

October 29, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags ben franklin, ebay, economic crisis, election, elections, federal deficit, government, government secrets, grand rapids, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, michigan, presidential election, roswell, venusian, washington d.c.

ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN

October 27, 2008 by Carl Woodward

SVALBARD, NORWAY – Cindy McCain will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags arizona, cindy mccain, cindymccain, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, norway, polar bear, presidential election, queen, sasquatches, svalbard, united nations, Washington D.C, wolves

OBATMA AND BAT BOY TOUR U.S.

October 24, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

JOPLIN, MO – The recent unveiling of Obama’s mutant half brother has guaranteed him the mutant vote.

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Categories TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, Bat Boy, batboy, convertible, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, minority, missouri, mosquitoes, obama, obatma, rockefeller center, today show, voter registration

MCCAIN NEGOTIATES BETWEEN ANGELS & DEMONS

October 21, 2008 by Marge Floori

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – Angels and demons have quietly entered into peace talks, thanks to Senator John McCain!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags angels, catholic church, democrats, demons, devil, heaven, hell, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, republicans, senate, switzerland

OBATMA!

October 14, 2008 by Tap Vann

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

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Categories TopStory Tags american dream, barack obama, barackobama, Bat Boy, batboy, cave, half-bat, hawaii, israel, john mccain, johnmccain, kansas, kenya, mccain, michelle obama, michelleobama, mutant, nairobi, obama, obatma, palien, palin, sarah palin, sarahpalin, senator obama, wasilla, wazeela

MCCAIN-BORG UPGRADES FOR DEBATE

October 14, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

DALLAS, TX – Republican presidential nominee John McCain announced Monday he will suspend his campaign yet again in order to upgrade his cybernetic systems.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags android, cybernetic, dallas, debates, gps, john mccain, johnmccain, mccain, presidential campaign, presidential debate, texas
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