Last night the FBI finally got their mutant! They rushed into Stand Up NY, a popular comedy club on the Upper West Side, and arrested Bat Boy!
BREAKING – Facebook, a public company, has reportedly announced a bold new plan – charging users?
A hacker collective, “Anonymous” vows to take down the social networking giant this November.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.
WASHINGTON – Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.
WASHINGTON, DC – A recently released memo by the FBI proves that aliens did land in Roswell, New Mexico.
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.
PEORIA, IL – Federal authorities are helping SEIU unionize lemonade stands across the country.
PHILADELPHIA – Chinese spies, living in the U.S., haven taken over American swimming pools. Americans are burning up!
WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Post unveiled the first installment of its Top Secret America series, revealing that much of America is now being controlled by aliens.