Skip to content
Weekly World News

Weekly World News

  • HEADLINES
  • FREE SUBSCRIPTION
  • ALIENS
    • Gootans
    • Zeebans
    • UFO Sightings
  • MUTANTS
    • Zombies
    • Bigfoot
    • Phd Ape
    • Bat Boy
    • Manigator
  • BAT BOY
  • GREATEST PEOPLE!
  • PRESS
  • ABOUT
    • CONTACT
  • SHOP
  • HEADLINES
  • FREE SUBSCRIPTION
  • ALIENS
    • Gootans
    • Zeebans
    • UFO Sightings
  • MUTANTS
    • Zombies
    • Bigfoot
    • Phd Ape
    • Bat Boy
    • Manigator
  • BAT BOY
  • GREATEST PEOPLE!
  • PRESS
  • ABOUT
    • CONTACT
  • SHOP

fbi

FBI CAPTURES TIME TRAVELER FROM THE YEAR 2398!

February 10, 2022February 9, 2022 by Erik Van Datiken

SCIENTIST ARRIVED FROM 376 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE! WASHINGTON, D.C. — Agents of the Federal Bureau of investigation have hunted down and captured an innocent 46-year-old man. A high-level source … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Paranormal Tags fbi, the future, time traveler, time traveling

BAT BOY’S BAND IS ON THE RUN! PURSUED BY THE FBI!

July 20, 2021July 19, 2021 by Brick Rivers

HIS WORLD TOUR IS FORCED TO GO UNDERGROUND! The lights dim in “Florida Man’s Cave” in Daytona, Florida. This reporter is sitting next to concert promoter Dick Hyman. “You’re going … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Bat Boy, fbi, world tour

FBI ARREST BAT BOY AT NYC COMEDY CLUB

July 31, 2019 by Tap Vann

Last night the FBI finally got their mutant!  They rushed into Stand Up NY, a popular comedy club on the Upper West Side, and arrested Bat Boy!

Categories Headlines Tags Bat Boy, comedy club, fbi, half-bat, half-human, mutant, raid

FACEBOOK TO CHARGE USERS!

March 26, 2021January 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

BREAKING –  Facebook, a public company, has reportedly announced a bold new plan – charging users?

READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cia, facebook, Facebook closing, Facebook closing down, Facebook shutting down, Facebook to charge users, Facebook will end on March 15th, fbi, Goldman Sachs, Google Currents, mark zuckerberg, Sheryl Sandberg, social networking, The Social Network

HACKERS TO KILL FACEBOOK ON NOV. 5th, 2011

November 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

A hacker collective, “Anonymous” vows to take down the social networking giant this November.

READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags anonymous, cia, defriend, dislike, facebook, Facebook closing, Facebook shutting down, fbi, friends, government, hackers, hacking, like, mark zuckerberg, privacy, Zuckerberg

ELECTRONIC TATTOO

August 12, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.

READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Big Brother, cia, fbi, homeland security, Jay Carney, nanotechnology, Researchers, tattoo, Thought Police

JFK KILLED OVER UFOS!

April 18, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON –  Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.

READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags cia, dallas, Dealey Plaza, fbi, jfk, john f kennedy, mafia, Russia, secret service, ufo files, ufo sightings, ufos

FBI MEMO PROVES ALIENS AT ROSWELL!

April 11, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON, DC –  A recently released memo by the FBI proves that aliens did land in Roswell, New Mexico.

READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien abductions, alien invasion, alien surgery, Aliens, area 51, fbi, FBI Memo, flying saucer, flying saucers, new mexico, Planet Zeeba, roswell, Vault

BUSH WATERBOARDED CHENEY

November 9, 2010 by Frank Lake

CRAWFORD, TX –  George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.

READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags cia, Decision Points, dick cheney, fbi, george w. bush, iraq war, matt lauer, waterboarding

SEIU TO UNIONIZE LEMONADE STANDS

August 10, 2010 by Frank Lake

PEORIA, IL – Federal authorities are helping SEIU unionize lemonade stands across the country.

READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags AFL-CIO, Andy Stern, biden, David Axelrod, fbi, lemonade, obama, president obama, rahm emanuel, SEIU, union, unions
Post navigation
Older posts
Page1 Page2 Next →
Click For More News
Bat Boy Tabloid Weekly World News Launches Entertainment Division; Sets Tonya Pinkins Pic ‘The Zombie Wedding’ As First Project

GREATEST COVERS! 1st PRINT EDITION IN 15 YEARS! GET ‘EM WHILE THEY LAST!

Popular posts:

  • WORLD'S BIGGEST BUTTWORLD’S BIGGEST BUTT
  • ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!
  • HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVILHOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
  • MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!
  • TEACHER STIPS IN CLASSTEACHER STIPS IN CLASS
  • HOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPSHOW TO CURSE SOMEONE IN 4 STEPS
  • 13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS
  • 10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS10 WAYS TO IDENTIFY SATANISTS
  • 11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS
  • FACEBOOK TO CHARGE USERS!FACEBOOK TO CHARGE USERS!
  • Horoscopes
  • Occult
  • Paranormal
  • Aliens
  • Mutants
  • Ed Anger
  • ABOUT WWN
  • Weekly World Newsletter
  • LICENSE
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of Use
  • BETTY WHITE ARRESTED
  • CHARLIE SHEEN FINDS KUSHTAKA!
  • BETTY WHITE TO HOST SNL
  • CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE
  • BETTY WHITE SEX SCANDAL
  • CHARLIE SHEEN ENGAGED TO LINDSAY LOHAN
  • CHARLIE SHEEN FORMS CARTEL IN COLOMBIA
  • CHARLIE SHEEN TATTOO
©2022 Weekly World News
Next Page »