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I’M MADDER THAN A BULL IN A BOUNCE HOUSE ABOUT THIS EPSTEIN CLIENT LIST COVER-UP!

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Folks, I’m so steamed I could fry an egg on my forehead! The Jeffrey Epstein client list—that filthy roster of high-flying perverts and power-hungry creeps—still hasn’t seen the light of day, and I’m about ready to bust a gasket! This is the kind of thing that makes my blood boil hotter than a Texas sidewalk … READ MORE

BAT BOY’S BAND IS ON THE RUN! PURSUED BY THE FBI!

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HIS WORLD TOUR IS FORCED TO GO UNDERGROUND! The lights dim in “Florida Man’s Cave” in Daytona, Florida. This reporter is sitting next to concert promoter Dick Hyman. “You’re going to love this,” he enthuses. This is Bat Boy’s All Stars’ first American concert on its first world tour. Yet, the gig is being advertised … READ MORE

FBI CAPTURES TIME TRAVELER FROM THE YEAR 2398!

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SCIENTIST ARRIVED FROM 376 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE! WASHINGTON, D.C. — Agents of the Federal Bureau of investigation have hunted down and captured an innocent 46-year-old man. A high-level source says they’re holding him in an isolated farmhouse. They are he’s a time traveler from the year 2398! A source close to the agency says … READ MORE

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