SCIENTIST ARRIVED FROM 376 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE! WASHINGTON, D.C. — Agents of the Federal Bureau of investigation have hunted down and captured an innocent 46-year-old man. A high-level source … READ MORE
HIS WORLD TOUR IS FORCED TO GO UNDERGROUND! The lights dim in “Florida Man’s Cave” in Daytona, Florida. This reporter is sitting next to concert promoter Dick Hyman. “You’re going … READ MORE
Last night the FBI finally got their mutant! They rushed into Stand Up NY, a popular comedy club on the Upper West Side, and arrested Bat Boy!
BREAKING – Facebook, a public company, has reportedly announced a bold new plan – charging users?
A hacker collective, “Anonymous” vows to take down the social networking giant this November.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.
WASHINGTON – Secret CIA memos reveal that President John F. Kennedy was killed because he wanted to release the UFO files.
WASHINGTON, DC – A recently released memo by the FBI proves that aliens did land in Roswell, New Mexico.
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.
PEORIA, IL – Federal authorities are helping SEIU unionize lemonade stands across the country.