MIAMI FL – Everyone in Miami is in on the porn game and wants to be a star.
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AIRLINES TO OFFER IN-FLIGHT PORN
DALLAS – All the major airlines announced today that they will start offering in-flight porn – as a way to increase revenue.
PETA TO PRODUCE PORN VIDEOS
PETA, the animal rights group, will be producing XXX porn videos – so they can reach more people.
NETFLIX TO STREAM PORN
LOS GATOS, CA – NetFlix shares rose sharply today after they announced they would begin streaming porn.
U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION
WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.
INTERNET SPAMMERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
I’m madder than a rooster in an empty hen house at Internet spammers and I won’t take it anymore. Those creeps clutter up my e-mail with their junk, everything from penis enlargement pills to some lady telling me she’ll give me a million dollars if I’ll help her get her money out of Africa.