MIAMI FL – Everyone in Miami is in on the porn game and wants to be a star.
AIRLINES TO OFFER IN-FLIGHT PORN
DALLAS – All the major airlines announced today that they will start offering in-flight porn – as a way to increase revenue.
U.S. BANS CONTRACEPTION
WASHINGTON – A phenomenon known as natural decrease is becoming a pseudo pandemic within the U.S.
JUDGE JAMES GIBBONS
NEW YORK, NY – One judge couldn’t seem to kick his “naughty” addiction!
INTERNET SPAMMERS ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
I’m madder than a rooster in an empty hen house at Internet spammers and I won’t take it anymore. Those creeps clutter up my e-mail with their junk, everything from penis enlargement pills to some lady telling me she’ll give me a million dollars if I’ll help her get her money out of Africa.