ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN!
HAIRLESS HAWAIIAN GIANT TERRORIZES LOCAL FISHERMAN HONOLULU, HI — Weekly World News has tracked many bizarre creatures over the years, from Bat Boy to Bigfoot. But none has been quite … READ MORE
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PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!
A prominent astrophysicist has confirmed that NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS September 21st, 2022. Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru … READ MORE
JESUS’S SANDALS FOUND IN UTAH!
Religious Groups Fight for Ownership MOAB, UTAH — The lost Sandals of Jesus, missing for over 2,000 years, have been found! An intrepid Vatican treasure hunter stunned every biblical when … READ MORE
U.S. PLANNING ARMY OF BAT BOY CLONES!
“THE PENTAGON WANTS TO CREATE A BATTALION OF HEROES!” The U.S. Army War College in Carlisle, PA, has strongly advised the Pentagon to create hundreds or even thousands of Bat … READ MORE
BAT BOY’s 30th Anniversary!
START YOUR DAY WITH BAT BOY COFFEE!! CELEBRATE NATIONAL BAT BOY DAY with some SNAZZY BAT BOY SOCKS!!
GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH
NASA has just detected a swarm of 16 asteroids hurtling towards Earth this week. After investigating the swarm, NASA has announced that God was throwing asteroids at Earth. They did … READ MORE
MAN CAN SPIN HIS HEAD 360 DEGREES!
JUST LIKE HIS GRANDPA! TURIN, ITALY Marco Laurello is carrying on a proud tradition in show business that his grandfather started 60 years ago: He’s the man with the revolving … READ MORE
KANGOROUS AWAKENS!
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has once again arisen to threaten Australia and perhaps all of humankind: “I was on my … READ MORE
LAKE ERIE MONSTER EGG FOUND!
SANDUSKY, OH – Marine biologists exploring the depths of Lake Erie say they have discovered an enormous, 11-foot-long egg – and they believe it may have been laid by the … READ MORE
CHRISTMAS TREE FOUND ON MARS!
NASA has released a photo taken by its Curiosity rover that shows a mysterious unexplained Christmas Tree on Mars. The rover’s “navcam” (which acts as an eye) transmitted the raw black-and-white … READ MORE