KANGOROUS AWAKENS!
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has …
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GLUTEN KILLED CAESAR!
ET TU, GLUTUS? ROME, ITALY – Roman historians made a ground-breaking discovery today. For over …
BIGFOOT IS MISSING
MONTANA – Bigfoot has gone missing! He surprised everyone when left the campaign trail – …
SEX ROBOT PREGNANT!
WALL STREET BROKER ADMITS, “I’M THE FATHER.” A team of top obstetricians in New York …
JUDAS DIDN’T GET A CHOCOLATE BUNNY AT THE LAST SUPPER!
COULD THIS BE THE CAUSE OF HIS BETRAYAL! MOUNT ZION – Biblical archaeologists made a …
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PH.D. APE PROMISES VACCINE IN 5 MONTHS!
DR. APE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH HIS TASK FORCE FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS. HE …
HOROSCOPES ALL THE SAME!
FIRST TIME IN ASTROLOGICAL HISTORY! Astrologers from around the globe call this the greatest event …
BAT BOY TESTS NEGATIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS!
RESUMES 2020 ELECTION CAMPAIGN! WASHINGTON DC – After a tense few days, the test results …
FLORIDA WOMAN HAS 3RD EYE IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Bratty school kids can’t pull the wool over Amy Hanson’s eyes – because she has …
IS TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING BAT BOY BOOTIES?
NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift was reportedly knitting booties while in quarantine. Sources close to …