ALIENS LAND IN CHINA
SANDOUPING, CHINA – Seven alien spaceships from Planet Gootan landed in this town near the …
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PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam …
TRAINER MARRIES DOLPHIN
They flipped for each other! TAMPA, FL – 28-yeard-old Susan Wright, a veteran dolphin trainer …
GRAVITY STOPS IN SMALL DUTCH TOWN
KINDERDIJK, THE NETHERLANDS – For eight hours yesterday, the citizens of this small Dutch town …
PHD APE TO THE RESCUE!
WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Congress and The President of the United States have …
PUMPKIN BEARS GET LOOSE IN NORTH CAROLINA!
ASHEVILLE, NC – Locals have spotted a number of Pumpkin Bears in the woods outside …
“I HAD SEX WITH SATAN”
HOT SPRINGS, AR – Marlena Yushenko, an Executive Assistant with Tomchow Partners, held a press …
GLUTEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS!
BERN, Switzerland – Brand-new research from Bern University proves that it was NOT a gigantic …
TAYLOR SWIFT HOLDS FUNDRAISER FOR BAT BOY!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in …
REAL ZOMBIES DECLARE WAR ON FAKE ZOMBIES!
HOUSTON, TX – Real zombies have had it! They are tired of the annual parade …