THE ZOMBIE WEDDING!
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to … READ MORE
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ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!
After years of speculation the truth can finally be told: Elvis Presley not only faked his death in 1977, he’s still alive today (at age 85) – and we’ve got … READ MORE
FISHERMAN NETS MERMAID – AND EATS HER!
HE THOUGHT SHE WAS A DOLPHIN Longtime angler John Henreed is facing tremendous pressure to hang up his lures and nets. His poor vision caused him to make a grisly … READ MORE
REDNECK VAMPIRES TERRORIZE ALABAMA… ONCE AGAIN!
TRANSILL, AL – Everyone in these parts knew that Vladdy-Joe Crump made moonshine in a cave below Dexter Mountain. And they knew he was a little strange. They all knew … READ MORE
NY TIMES REPORTER EATEN ALIVE BY 80-FT. DINOSAUR!
“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in the jungles of Yunnan. This was after it killed and ate NY Times Reporter Ayman … READ MORE
IS YOUR SPOUSE AN ALIEN?
10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL IN YOUR HOME Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaking intergalactic travelers often pose as our … READ MORE
ALIEN ORTHODONTIST RETURNS HOME SAFELY!
PIERRE, S.D. — Orthodontist Gerry Cawley was in a deep sleeping when he was startled awakened by a rumbling. “My house started to shake,” said Cawley. “There were intense, bright … READ MORE
ABOMINABLE BEACHMAN!
HAIRLESS HAWAIIAN GIANT TERRORIZES LOCAL FISHERMAN HONOLULU, HI — Weekly World News has tracked many bizarre creatures over the years, from Bat Boy to Bigfoot. But none has been quite … READ MORE
RED PILL: THE BEST DIRECTORIAL DEBUT IN YEARS!
Tonya Pinkins takes horror to a new level! The supremely gifted Pinkins wrote, directed. and produced this breakout work of art. She also stars alongside a stellar cast of brilliant … READ MORE
HORROR WRITER KIDNAPPED BY TEEN FANS!
DENVER, CO: Earlier this week, Ben Settle, the author of the wildly popular horror novels (Zombie Cop, Vampire Apocalypse, Demon Crossfire, Evil Child, Werewolf Bastard, Hell’s Frankenstein, Lucifer’s Favorite) was … READ MORE