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Thought Police

THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!

December 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit.  They’re mission:  arrest the obese.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Chris Christie, fat, fat people, michelle obama, obama administration, obesity, oprah, sugar, Thought Police

OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”

September 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags government, harry reid, Jay Carney, John Boehner, nancy pelosi, obama, obama administration, president obama, speaker of the house, Thought Police, u.s. government, white house

ELECTRONIC TATTOO

August 12, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Big Brother, cia, fbi, homeland security, Jay Carney, nanotechnology, Researchers, tattoo, Thought Police

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