WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.
Thought Police
OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.
ELECTRONIC TATTOO
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.