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DECLASSIFIED: AREA 51 IS AN ALIEN SELF-STORAGE FACILITY!
Weekly World News has finally found the truth about Area 51. Apparently, the US government has been charging rent to various Aliens to store their old junk here on Earth. And they have a facility set up at Area 51. This is why they’ve been traveling to our world. They’ve run out of places to … READ MORE