RICK PERRY BACKS NEWT GINGRICH AND OPEN MARRIAGE!

DALLAS, TX –  Governor  Rick Perry dropped out of the Presidential race today and threw his support to Newt Gingrich and open marriage.

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RICK PERRY WISHES AUDIENCE "HAPPY EASTER"

NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign.  He told an audience last night:  I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”

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MICHELE BACHMANN INVITES MICHAEL JACKSON TO DC

SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

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OBAMA RELEASES SECOND CHUPACABRA INTO TEXAS

BREAKING –  The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.

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