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RICK PERRY BACKS NEWT GINGRICH AND OPEN MARRIAGE!

January 19, 2012 by Frank Lake

DALLAS, TX –  Governor  Rick Perry dropped out of the Presidential race today and threw his support to Newt Gingrich and open marriage.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Calista Gingrich, former speaker of the House, newt gingrich, rick perry

RICK PERRY WISHES AUDIENCE "HAPPY EASTER"

December 12, 2011 by Hideaki Tailor

NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign.  He told an audience last night:  I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags florida, gaffe, Iowa caucuses, new hampshire, newt gingrich, republican campaign, rick perry

RICK PERRY: DANCES WITH RABBIS

September 27, 2011 by Tap Vann

DALLAS – Sources close to Rick Perry say he regularly dances with Rabbis and hopes to become a Rabbi someday.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags governor rick perry, hannukah, menorah, Republican nomination, rick perry, running for President

RON PAUL WHOOPS RICK PERRY

September 8, 2011 by Frank Lake

SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night,  then beat him up backstage.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags mitt romney, msnbc, ponzi scheme, Republican Debate, rick perry, Ron Paul

RICK PERRY IS FAKING HIS TWANG!

August 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

DALLAS  – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, job, jobs, linguistics, lone star state, republican, rick perry, texas, university of texas

MICHELE BACHMANN INVITES MICHAEL JACKSON TO DC

June 27, 2022August 17, 2011 by Frank Lake

SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bachmann, Chris Wallace, fox news, gaffe, government, Michele Bachmann, Michelle, mitt romney, new hampshire, rick perry, running for President, south carolina, The Fed

OBAMA RELEASES SECOND CHUPACABRA INTO TEXAS

July 14, 2010 by Frank Lake

BREAKING –  The U.S. Department of Interior Obama released a second Chupacabra today, this time into Texas.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, TopStory Tags arizona immigration law, chupacabra, Goat sucker, governor jan brewer, governor rick perry, ICE, Jan Brewer, monster, mutant, president obama, rick perry, SB1070, texas

TEXAS SECESSION

April 17, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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AUSTIN, TX – Texas has seceded from the union.  Led by Governor Rick Perry, Texans and frustrated Conservatives are clamoring to Texas to start a new country.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags governor rick perry, new american tea party, Poll, rick perry, tea party

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