HILLARY CLINTON TO CHALLENGE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT

WASHINGTON, DC –  Sources close to Hillary Clinton say  she will announce her run for President.

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MINERAL RICHES FOUND IN AFGHANISTAN

AFGHANISTAN – In the midst of turmoil, one country has turned up a stunning discovery filled with vast riches!

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GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING

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WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending.  Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month. 

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NEW AGE DEAL PUTS PSYCHICS TO WORK

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WASHINGTON, DC – The economic recovery plan put forward by the Obama administration includes an initiative to employ as many as five hundred psychics.

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