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PINK SLIME MANDATORY IN SCHOOLS

March 13, 2012 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The U.S. government is reportedly mandating that all American school kids eat pink slime.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Department of Health, meat, school lunches, u.s. government, USDA

U.S. LAUNCHES INTERNET WAR

January 6, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

WASHINGTON – U.S. lawmakers have reportedly authorized the army to begin “kinetic military actions” – to take place on the Internet.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cia, hackers, NSA, U.S. Congress, u.s. government, viruses

OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”

September 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags government, harry reid, Jay Carney, John Boehner, nancy pelosi, obama, obama administration, president obama, speaker of the house, Thought Police, u.s. government, white house

SUPER VOLCANO!

January 27, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

YELLOWSTONE PARK, WY – Scientists announced that a super volcano exists underneath Yellowstone National Park.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, General Patraeus, iceland, motorola, samsung, Sony, u.s. government, united states, US, USA, yellowstone national park

BLUE UFO OVER VIRGINIA

November 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

CENTERVILLE, VA –  A blue UFO was confirmed over Virginia last night!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags blue ufo, Centerville, coverup, ETS, extraterrestrials, Janet Napolitano, u.s. government, ufos, virginia

Bat Boy Gets Passport

September 29, 2008 by Allie Pruitt

Weekly World News investigative reporters have discovered that the U.S. government has issued Bat Boy a passport for international travel!

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Categories Celebs, TopStory Tags barack obama, barackobama, Bat Boy, batboy, cops, felon, gop, government, obama, palin, sarah palin, sarahpalin, travel, u.s. government

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