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HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH by SaZu JeJune

September 18, 2020September 18, 2020 by SaZu JeJune

ARE YOU READY FOR BRAD PITT FROM THE BLACK LAGOON? BRAD’S VERY INTERESTED, SAY SOURCES (Editor’s Note: WWN is happy to welcome legendary Hollywood gossip columnist SaZu JeJune to its … READ MORE

Categories Celebs, Headlines Tags brad pitt, creature from the black lagoon, Dustin Hoffman, ellen degeneres, SaZu Jejune

BRAD PITT HAS BEEN LIVING WITH MATT DAMON’S NOSE SINCE 1999 – AND VICE VERSA!

July 8, 2020 by Boyce Day

Lady Sees All After Lightning Strike “The world is preoccupied with so many other matters.” Mary Denford is sitting on the trunk of her car, smoking a Pall Mall. “It started … READ MORE

Categories Celebs, Headlines Tags brad pitt, matt damon

BAT BOY SPOTTED WITH "THE DRIVER"

August 8, 2013 by Tap Vann

Bat Boy was spotted on South Beach reading the hot new comic thriller, The Driver!

Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags brad pitt, escorts, hollywood, jack nicholson, Moses Blue, new york, new york city, weekly world news

BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT

May 9, 2013 by Andy Smith

Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags biden, brad pitt, Christie, conspiracy, fight club, government, obama, Politics, vice president, washington, white house

STUDY: BRITISH ACCENT NO LONGER SEXY

December 9, 2011 by Frank Lake

PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting  sexual partners.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags angelina jolie, brad pitt, British accent, george clooney, Google Currents, great britain, linguistics, Sex, sexy, Stanford University, The Guardian

GEORGE CLOONEY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

February 23, 2011 by Frank Lake

MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags angelina jolie, arnold schwarzenegger, brad pitt, george clooney

DEATH PENALTY FOR BP – ACCORDING TO BRAD PITT

August 23, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – If it were up to Brad Pitt – BP would have to face some serious consequences!

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags bp, bp oil spill, brad pitt, capital punishment, death penalty, gulf oil spill, oceans eleven, spike lee

CAMERON DIAZ WILL CRASH YOUR COMPUTER

August 20, 2010 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – Don’t believe us? Go ahead and search for her – we dare you!

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags Adriana Lima, brad pitt, cameron diaz, jessica biel, Julia Roberts, tom cruise

BRAD AND ANGELINA SPLIT

January 26, 2010 by Reginald Cunningham III

LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt nearly splitting up. The argument stemmed from Jolie wanting to adopt Bat Boy!

Categories Celebs Tags angelina jolie, Bat Boy, batboy, brad pitt

POSEIDON: I AM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY

March 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags alternative energy, brad pitt, britney spears, clean, nuclear energy, oil, poseidon, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, sylvester stallone, zeus
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