“HELLO, I HATE YOU ALL,” HE GREETED. Our story began last month when Guinness World Records, headquartered in London, anointed Ned Demeanor the “Most Hateful Man In America.” “We were … READ MORE
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I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!
I’m madder than a Arab with a three-legged camel about Al Gore selling his network to the enemy.
I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.
I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.
