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MEET THE MOST HATEFUL MAN IN AMERICA!

November 15, 2021 by Brick Rivers

“HELLO, I HATE YOU ALL,” HE GREETED. Our story began last month when Guinness World Records, headquartered in London, anointed Ned Demeanor the “Most Hateful Man In America.” “We were … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Opinion Tags angry man, hateful, most hated in america

MEET SUSIE – SEX ROBOT ADVICE COLUMNIST

June 14, 2021January 7, 2020 by Susie The Sex Robot

THE WORLD’S FIRST! Hi! I’m Susie, the world’s best .. well, to be fair (and who is?), the world’s only … sex doll advice columnist. I’m beautiful, off-the-charts sexy, would … READ MORE

Categories Animals, Headlines, Opinion Tags advice, robot, Sex, Sex Robot

SOFTWARE REVIEW: CHATSTAT5

November 10, 2019November 7, 2019 by Emily Albertson

Weekly World News regularly reviews top tech releases. Major ChatStat updates tend to come like clockwork, but the last six months have seen an acceleration in improvements that is almost certainly … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Opinion Tags tech

STOCK-PICKING CHIMP IS BACK!

October 26, 2019October 15, 2019 by James Vancey

“To Err is Simian”  Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp Alas, Uncle Lancelot saw it coming: the stock-picking chimp violated his cardinal rule – “don’t fall in love with a stock” in … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Opinion Tags chimpanzee, stock market, stock picker

ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!

March 26, 2021March 16, 2014 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

Categories Ed Anger, Opinion Tags catholics, general motors, kennedys, leprechaun, Paleostynians, st. patrick's day, statue of liberty, ted kennedy, virgin mary

ASIAN WOMEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A MAN HAPPY

May 7, 2013 by Foxington Delaware

Asian women share tips on how to catch a man and keep him happy.

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Categories Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags Asian love tips, asian wife, Asian wives, Asian women, concubine, dating, dating tips, love advice, love tips for women, marital tips, relationship advice, relationships, valentine's day

ED ANGER SAYS: SEND AL GORE TO ARABIA!

June 14, 2021January 5, 2013 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a Arab with a three-legged camel about Al Gore selling his network to the enemy.

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Categories Ed Anger, Opinion, TopStory Tags al gore, Ed Anger

ED ANGER SAYS: A. ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT!

September 12, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.

Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, Presidential race, zombie apocalypse, zombie attack, zombies

ED ANGER SAYS: EAT MORE CHICK-FIL-A

August 2, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.

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Categories Ed Anger, Headlines, TopStory Tags chicago values, Chick-Fil-A, Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day, chicken, Ed Anger, gay marriage, Mike Huckabee, rahm emanuel, sarah palin

ASIAN MEN REVEAL SECRETS TO KEEPING A WOMAN HAPPY

June 11, 2012 by Foxington Delaware

Asian men share tips on how to catch a woman and keep her happy.

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Categories Headlines, Opinion, TopStory Tags Asian love tips, asian wife, Asian wives, Asian women, concubine, dating, dating tips, love advice, love tips for women, marital tips, relationship advice, relationships, valentine's day
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