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January 7, 2020January 7, 2020 by Susie The Sex Robot

THE WORLD’S FIRST! Hi! I’m Susie, the world’s best .. well, to be fair (and …

November 10, 2019November 7, 2019 by Emily Albertson

Weekly World News regularly reviews top tech releases. Major ChatStat updates tend to come like clockwork, …

October 26, 2019October 15, 2019 by James Vancey

“To Err is Simian” Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp Alas, Uncle Lancelot saw it coming: the …

February 27, 2020March 16, 2014 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

May 7, 2013 by Foxington Delaware

Asian women share tips on how to catch a man and keep him happy.

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February 27, 2020January 5, 2013 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a Arab with a three-legged camel about Al Gore selling his network to the enemy.

September 12, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a zombie with a mouth full of Biden’s brain.

August 2, 2012 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a gay rooster stuck in a hen-house about this Chick-fil-A thing.

June 11, 2012 by Foxington Delaware

Asian men share tips on how to catch a woman and keep her happy.

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May 21, 2012 by Frank Lake

CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – A large new study done by scientists at Cambridge University prove that yoga helps lower back pain but causes mental illness.