NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”
DENVER – President Obama plans to build an Intercontinental Railroad between New York and Paris.
BEIJING – VP Joe Biden visited The Great Wall today and told the Chinese that The Great Wall “must come down.”
SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.