RICK PERRY WISHES AUDIENCE "HAPPY EASTER"

NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign.  He told an audience last night:  I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”

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OBAMA TO BUILD INTERCONTINENTAL RAILROAD

DENVER – President Obama plans to build an Intercontinental Railroad between New York and Paris.

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BIDEN TO CHINESE: "TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"

BEIJING – VP Joe Biden visited The Great Wall today and told the Chinese that The Great Wall “must come down.”

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MICHELE BACHMANN INVITES MICHAEL JACKSON TO DC

SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

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