There’s a strange new trend: Young girls are dressing up as real life Barbie dolls.
Japanese
SPEECH-JAMMING GUN
The Japanese have invented a gadget that painlessly forces people into silence.
CAPTURED DOLPHIN HAS HUMAN ARMS
TOKYO – Fisherman who were carrying out their annual dolphin hunt captured a dolphin that had human arms!
TIGER WOODS BUYS $30 MILLION BIKINI
PANAMA CITY, FL – Tiger Woods finalized his divorce , then bought this $30 million dollar bikini. Who’s the lucky girl?
GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING
WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month.
ED ANGER SAYS: LEAVE OUR NUKES ALONE!
That Obama really smashes my atoms!