IS YOUR SPOUSE AN ALIEN?
10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL IN YOUR HOME Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaking intergalactic travelers often pose as our … READ MORE
Aliens
ALIEN SPY CALLS COPS ON NOSEY HUMAN NEIGHBOR
“SHE’S BLOWING MY COVER!” HE EXCLAIMS Professor Emir Zolton has a problem, actually two: he’s an alien spy from the planet Javlon and he has a neighbor who won’t leave … READ MORE
ALIEN LANDS IN VERMONT
Gets Too Fat To Fly Home The quiet town of Newport, Vermont didn’t expect a visit from extraterrestrial life this summer but that’s exactlywhat it got on a humid afternoon … READ MORE
ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM!
“ON A CERTAIN LEVEL, I’M DISAPPOINTED,” SAYS MAN. It’s not very often that a civilian is invited into Groom Lake, which is the official title of Area 51. It’s the … READ MORE
BANANA IS DIRECT PHONE LINE TO ALIENS
When Carol Henderson made out her shopping list, she never thought it would include a communication device to another planet. But that is exactly what happened to the Ohio woman! … READ MORE
ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE
Scientists Warn “The Invasion Already Happened!” In movies, aliens are usually depicted as humanoid creatures with smooth features and large eyes. But Howard T. Houseplant, an astronomer and parapsychologist with … READ MORE
UFOS OVER HOUSTON
NASA confirms that they are from Planet Zeeba! Aliens from Planet Zeeba were flying over Houston every night over this past week.There were numerous sightings of strange objects caught on … READ MORE
GOOTANS OFFER CORONAVIRUS ADVICE
They’ve dealt with it before! The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected, and breathless stories about clusters where the virus … READ MORE
POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED!
GOODBYE, OPTION EIGHT! GOOTAN FAVORITE IS OVER! Option Eight, the popular television comedy that transfixed generations of viewers, was canceled last week. If you didn’t hear about it, that’s no … READ MORE
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE ALIENS
If you’re like most folks, you’re at home on quarantine right now. So, you might be spending a lot of time peeking out of your windows, watching your neighbors. If … READ MORE