JUPITER RADIOS EARTH FOR HELP!
GIANT COMET HITS THE GIANT PLANET! HOUSTON — Stunned scientists say they now have absolute proof that life exists on Jupiter. They’re receiving distress signals radioed from the devastated planet! … READ MORE
Aliens
“OHIO IS FOR LEADERS” CAMPAIGN BRINGS ALIENS TO BUCKEYE STATE!
Governor: “From the Wright Brothers To P’Lod, Ohio is First in Flight!” Ohio’s new economic ad campaign “Ohio is for Leaders” has achieved universal acclaim. It has brought aliens to … READ MORE
NY METS ACE JACOB deGROM IS AN ALIEN!
Yes, all rumors have been confirmed! Weekly World News has the exclusive! The NY Mets star pitcher Jacob deGrom is an alien. “He throws 120 MPH in the bullpen, he … READ MORE
ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS!
BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! … READ MORE
IS YOUR SPOUSE AN ALIEN?
10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL IN YOUR HOME Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaking intergalactic travelers often pose as our … READ MORE
ALIEN SPY CALLS COPS ON NOSEY HUMAN NEIGHBOR
“SHE’S BLOWING MY COVER!” HE EXCLAIMS Professor Emir Zolton has a problem, actually two: he’s an alien spy from the planet Javlon and he has a neighbor who won’t leave … READ MORE
ALIEN LANDS IN VERMONT
Gets Too Fat To Fly Home The quiet town of Newport, Vermont didn’t expect a visit from extraterrestrial life this summer but that’s exactlywhat it got on a humid afternoon … READ MORE
BANANA IS DIRECT PHONE LINE TO ALIENS
When Carol Henderson made out her shopping list, she never thought it would include a communication device to another planet. But that is exactly what happened to the Ohio woman! … READ MORE
ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE
Scientists Warn “The Invasion Already Happened!” In movies, aliens are usually depicted as humanoid creatures with smooth features and large eyes. But Howard T. Houseplant, an astronomer and parapsychologist with … READ MORE
UFOS OVER HOUSTON
NASA confirms that they are from Planet Zeeba! Aliens from Planet Zeeba were flying over Houston every night over this past week.There were numerous sightings of strange objects caught on … READ MORE