ALIEN LANDS IN VERMONT
Gets Too Fat To Fly Home The quiet town of Newport, Vermont didn’t expect a …
Aliens
ALIENS ABDUCT COUPLE, DON’T PROBE THEM!
“ON A CERTAIN LEVEL, I’M DISAPPOINTED,” SAYS MAN. It’s not very often that a civilian …
BANANA IS DIRECT PHONE LINE TO ALIENS
When Carol Henderson made out her shopping list, she never thought it would include a …
ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE
Scientists Warn “The Invasion Already Happened!” In movies, aliens are usually depicted as humanoid creatures …
UFOS OVER HOUSTON
NASA confirms that they are from Planet Zeeba! Aliens from Planet Zeeba were flying over …
GOOTANS OFFER CORONAVIRUS ADVICE
They’ve dealt with it before! The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every …
POPULAR ALIEN TELEVISION SHOW CANCELED!
GOODBYE, OPTION EIGHT! GOOTAN FAVORITE IS OVER! Option Eight, the popular television comedy that transfixed …
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE ALIENS
If you’re like most folks, you’re at home on quarantine right now. So, you might …
WWN THEME SONG
Sal Donato plays the Weekly World News theme song Sal Donato has been performing the …
WOMAN DISCOVERS NEW HUSBAND IS HALF-ALIEN
Did he even know it himself? When Barbara Carton met Jeffrey Haworth, it was love …