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MILKY WAY RENAMED WAL-MART WAY

December 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

Wal-Mart inked a deal to pay the U.S. government $50 million a year to rename our galaxy.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple, galaxy, hubble, mcdonald's, nancy pelosi, obama administration, solar system, Voyager, wal-mart

THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!

December 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit.  They’re mission:  arrest the obese.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Chris Christie, fat, fat people, michelle obama, obama administration, obesity, oprah, sugar, Thought Police

HISPANICS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY – “WHITE”

October 1, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Whites are not reproducing and are dwindling in numbers. Officials have a solution – Hispanics are now white.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags black, hispanic, Hispanics, native americans, obama administration, racism, racist, white

OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”

September 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags government, harry reid, Jay Carney, John Boehner, nancy pelosi, obama, obama administration, president obama, speaker of the house, Thought Police, u.s. government, white house

UGLY PEOPLE TO GET AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

August 30, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON – The White House is pushing through a bill that will give Affirmative Action benefits to ugly people.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags affirmative action, beauty, obama administration, protection, ugly, white house

JONNIE MARBLES, CIA

July 19, 2011 by Tap Vann

LONDON – Jonnie Marbles, the man who attacked Rupert Murdoch, revealed he is an American spy.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Brookes, cia, Eric Holder, foam, fox news, hearing, James Murdoch, MPs, News Of The World, obama administration, Pie, Rebekah Brooks, Rupert Murdoch, slapped, Wendi Deng

OBAMA BURNS TEXAS!

May 14, 2011 by Frank Lake

SAN ANTONIO –  Rumors are spreading that President Obama ordered fires set in Texas.  He’s had enough of The Lone Star State!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags burns, governor rick perry, houston, obama, obama administration, prayers, rain Gods, space shuttle, texas, Wildfires

MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD BACKS KING TUT

February 5, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

CAIRO, Egypt – Scientists plan to resurrect King Tutankhamen to lead Egypt out of oppression.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags ancient egypt, barack obama, cairo, DNA, egypt, Egyptian, egyptian president, Hosni Mubarak, jfk, king tut, mubarak, muslim, Muslim brotherhood, obama, obama administration, President Hosni Mubarak, president obama, united states

CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS

October 13, 2010 by Frank Lake

LANGLEY, VA –  The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags C.I.A., Central Intelligence Agency, cia, gps, obama administration, president obama, Spies, spy

OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.

August 27, 2010 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON –  The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags al gore, al qaeda, bill gates, cuba, fidel castro, george bush, george w. bush, hillary clinton, north korea, obama administration, Osama, osama bin laden, Saudi Arabia, venezuela, wanted dead or alive, Wikileaks
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