WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
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BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS
Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.
ROMNESIA SPREADING!
President Obama announced to the nation that a deadly disease, Romnesia, is spreading across America!
VP JOE BIDEN FALLS FOR NIGERIAN MONEY SCAM
WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.
BIDEN TO CHINESE: ONE-CHILD POLICY IS "A DANDY"
BEIJING – VP Joe Biden complimented the Chinese on their one-child policy and said “sure would love to get that going in America.”
SEIU TO UNIONIZE LEMONADE STANDS
PEORIA, IL – Federal authorities are helping SEIU unionize lemonade stands across the country.
SUPER-SARAH PALIN KNOCKS OUT JOE-TOX
I was as happy as Joe Biden at a Hair Club for Men conference to see Sarah Palin crush Joe Biden in the VP debate last week. Sarah had me at “Hey, can I call you Joe?”
Rove's Brain Goes on Attack, Literally!
Viewers of Fox News report seeing political pundit Karl Rove’s brain escaping his head mid-sentence