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THE ALIEN SPECIES LIVING NEXT DOOR!

November 7, 2022 by Flip Gibson

…sort of. What if I told you there’s an inter-dimensional co-species living in plain sight among us? Creatures thatwent unknown and unnoticed until the early 1800s. You know when you … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Politics Tags blurs, Politics, vote, voting

MARIANNE WILLIAMSON PICKS COMEDIAN AS RUNNING MATE

July 31, 2019 by Tap Vann

Coming off her big debate win last night in Detroit, Marianne Williamson, has decided to take the bold step of picking her Vice Presidential running mate for her 2020 run for the White House.

Categories Headlines Tags Bernie Sanders, comedian, Comic, detroit, donald trump, Politics

SHOCK JOCKS TO HOST NEW CNN SHOW

August 1, 2014 by Andy Smith

Opie and Anthony headed for hard-news broadcasts.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Anthony, candy, chip, cnn, Jim Norton, journalism, NEWS, Opie, Politics, radio, shock jocks, WWN TV

BIDEN RUNS FIGHT CLUB IN WHITE HOUSE BASEMENT

May 9, 2013 by Andy Smith

Vice president caught making flyers on shared copier.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags biden, brad pitt, Christie, conspiracy, fight club, government, obama, Politics, vice president, washington, white house

BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS

December 2, 2012 by Andy Smith

Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags biden, emergency, joe biden, lockdown, LOST, Pizza, Politics, secret service, Tuesday, united states, vice president, washington, Washington D.C, white house

SENATOR TRIES TO SWEEP ELECTION WITH PRO-VACUUM STANCE

September 27, 2012 by Andy Smith

W.Va.’s Senator Joe Manchin doubles down on love for the cleaning machines ahead of the election.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags democrat, election, gop, Politics, republican, Senator, west virginia

U.S. LEASES CAPITOL DOME AS SIMPSONS BILLBOARD

September 26, 2012 by Andy Smith

Obama administration continues to cut corners.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags dc, democrat, fox, homer, obama, Politics, republican, television, USA, washington d.c.

JUSTICE ROBERTS GOES INCOGNITO AFTER HEALTH CARE RULING

July 9, 2012 by Andy Smith

After controversial ruling, Chief Justice goes into hiding.

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags affordable, bush, controversy, dc, health care, healthcare, judges, law, laws, obama, obamacare, political, Politics, president, Supreme Court, washington

BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN

April 25, 2012 by Andy Smith

WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Barack, barack obama, biden, cybernetic, democrats, election, joe biden, obama, Politics, president, republicans, robot, robotics, season, vice president, white house

NEWT GINGRICH FALLS INTO WORMHOLE

June 14, 2021March 10, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

ALABAMA – At a campaign stop in Selma, Newt Gingrich took the stage… then disappeared!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, Science, TopStory Tags callista gingrich, georgia, newt gingrich, Politics, Republican Candidate for President, Republican primary, republicans, romney, Santorum, wormhole
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