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JAY-Z NAMED SECRETARY OF STATE

May 16, 2014 by Frank Lake

President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags beyonce, hillary clinton, jay-z, Paul McCartney, president obama, secretary of state, state department, white house

FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION

July 4, 2013 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien invasion, Aliens, barack obama, earth, fourth of july, george w. bush, independence day, july fourth, milky way, obama, president george w bush, president obama, the alien, ufos, Washington D.C, white house

BAT BOY: GOING MUTANT

June 21, 2013 by Frank Lake

Bat Boy: Going Mutant! Hollywood’s favorite book about it’s hottest new star!

Categories FeaturedVideo, Headlines, TopStory Tags debate, Ed Anger, hawaii, Libya, mitt romney, president obama, presidential debate, presidential elections

OBAMA CREATES NATIONAL RELIGION

April 9, 2013 by Tap Vann

President Obama, by Executive Order, has established a national religion.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags jamie foxx, obama, president obama

POPE RESIGNS ON OBAMA'S ORDERS

February 11, 2013 by Tap Vann

Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, Cardinals, conclave, joe biden, pope, Pope Benedict XVI, Pope resigns, president, president obama, resigns, rome, stepping down, vatican, vatican city

OBAMA LIP-SYNCED INAUGURAL ADDRESS

January 23, 2013 by Tap Vann

WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address.

Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags abraham lincoln, beyonce, national anthem, president obama, speech, swearing in, teleprompter, teleprompter kid

OBAMA GETS BEST ACTOR NOD

January 10, 2013 by Frank Lake

President Obama has been nominated for an Oscar for his performance as President. He wanted to be nominated in same year as Lincoln.

Categories Headlines Tags Bradley Cooper, joaquin phoenix, Les Miserables, Life of Pi, lincoln, president obama, Quvenzhane Wallis, Seth McFarlane

OBAMA HEADS TO DOOMSDAY BUNKER

December 20, 2012 by Frank Lake

With December 21 – ‘the end of the world’ – looming – President Obama headed with his family and friends to his $50 million U.S. bunker.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bunker, cold war, December 21 2012, doomsday, end of the world, Maya calendar, Mayan Apocalypse, Mayan Calendar, nasa, president obama, vice president biden

OBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY

November 28, 2012 by Frank Lake

President Obama made good on his promise to reach across the aisle and appointed Mitt Romney as the new Secretary of Treasury.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, Chris Christie, geithner, Mitt, mitt romney, obama, president obama, romney, Secretary of the Treasury, treasury secretary

MITT ROMNEY MOVES TO CAYMAN ISLANDS

November 12, 2012 by Frank Lake

Mitt Romney has left the United States and is moving his entire family to the Cayman Islands

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags election night, mitt romney, president obama, Republican Candidate, republicans
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