President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for guidance and financial aid.
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.
President Obama is planning a massive outdoor concert this summer in upstage New York.
President Obama, by Executive Order, has established a national religion.
Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.
WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address.
