President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
President Obama, by Executive Order, has established a national religion.
Pope Benedict XVI announced he would resign Feb. 28. President Obama has ordered him to do so.
WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address.
President Obama has been nominated for an Oscar for his performance as President. He wanted to be nominated in same year as Lincoln.
With December 21 – ‘the end of the world’ – looming – President Obama headed with his family and friends to his $50 million U.S. bunker.
President Obama made good on his promise to reach across the aisle and appointed Mitt Romney as the new Secretary of Treasury.
Mitt Romney has left the United States and is moving his entire family to the Cayman Islands
