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NANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd

July 29, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC –  Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation:  the world will end on August 2nd!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags budget, Cantor, debt, Debt Ceiling, end of the world, Eric Cantor, harry reid, nancy pelosi, president barack obama, speaker of the house, tea party, World Ends

OBAMA SELLS WHITE HOUSE

February 16, 2011 by J.B. Smitts

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama revealed his “top secret” method for reducing the $14 trillion debt – he’s selling the White House!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags American people, barack obama, budget, budget deficit, debt, federal deficit, oval office, white house

GATES PULLS PLUG ON DEFENSE SPENDING

April 7, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – The government has been forced to pull back on defense spending.  Secretary of Defense Robert Gates is pulling funding on F22 and Area 51, which is expected to close within the month. 

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags afghanistan, Aliens, area 51, budget, congress, defense, economy, gates, government, Japanese, military, obama, president, recession, robots, senate, technology

MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS

April 6, 2009 by Charlie Hopkins

Greetings Sentients!  Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR. 

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Categories Aliens, TopStory Tags alien, arizona, atlantis, budget, canada, deals, dollywood, dubai, europe, florida, greece, italy, london, NEWS, planet, tempe, tennessee, travel, uk, vacation, venice

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