HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!
WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for guidance and financial aid.
WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
BREAKING NEWS: McCain has proudly accepted the Alien’s endorsement!
SVALBARD, NORWAY – Cindy McCain will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.