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FALLING SATELLITE HEADED FOR CAPITOL HILL!

November 8, 2013 by Tap Vann

HOUSTON – NASA predicts that the satellite falling to earth will hit Washington DC – and probably the Capitol building!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags nasa, satellite, U.S. Congress, Washington D.C

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 2013

June 14, 2021October 2, 2013 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON, DC –  Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for guidance and financial aid.

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags Aliens, Washington D.C

FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION

July 4, 2013 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien invasion, Aliens, barack obama, earth, fourth of july, george w. bush, independence day, july fourth, milky way, obama, president george w bush, president obama, the alien, ufos, Washington D.C, white house

WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS

May 15, 2013 by Frank Lake

The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Associated Press, barack obama, Central Intelligence Agency, Internal Revenue Service, Jay Carney, Justice Department, obama, Rand Paul, Tuesday, united states, Washington D.C, white house

OBAMA INAUGURATION TO COST $300 MILLION

January 19, 2013 by Frank Lake

The US. Government will reportedly spend over $300 million on the second inauguration of Barack Obama.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags barack obama, Bruce Springsteen, obama, parties, Smithsonian Institution, swearing in, Washington D.C, white house

BIDEN PUTS WHITE HOUSE ON LOCKDOWN TO FIND CAR KEYS

December 2, 2012 by Andy Smith

Vice-president says he “knows they’re around here somewhere.

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags biden, emergency, joe biden, lockdown, LOST, Pizza, Politics, secret service, Tuesday, united states, vice president, washington, Washington D.C, white house

UPDATE: MCCAIN ACCEPTS ENDORSEMENT!

November 4, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BREAKING NEWS: McCain has proudly accepted the Alien’s endorsement!

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Categories TopStory Tags Aliens, barack obama, barackobama, cindy mccain, cindymccain, ELECTION 08, john mccain, johnmccain, laura bush, mccain, obama, presidential candidates, presidential election, ufo sightings, Washington D.C

ICE QUEEN CINDY MCCAIN

October 27, 2008 by Carl Woodward

SVALBARD, NORWAY – Cindy McCain will return to her ice kingdom following the November elections should her husband not be victorious.

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